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1、顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmys
2、teak?(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。第一个顾客:我要茶第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?A:I'llhavetea.C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!(Waiterexitsreturns)B:(Waiter:)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglas
3、s?创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,A:Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!B:Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!C
4、:Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!B:Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!C:ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。A:Waiterthereisaflyinm
5、ysoup!B:SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。A:Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!C:Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本(Introduction):Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtosh
6、owthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音:
7、It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!(面对观众)I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹:I’vetoldyouagainanda
8、gainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、sma
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