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1、改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:JackP:PetterS:stranger)独白：Thestoryhappenedinasunnyday.Twofriendsmeeteachother.J:Hi,nicetoseeyou,Petter.P:Nicetoseeyou,Jack.It`sagoodday,isn`tit?J:Yeah,Ilikesunnydays.P:Look,what`sthis?J:Oh,it`sourluckday.It`s100dollar.P:Yes,itis.Sowhatsh
2、ouldwedotothemoney?Giveittounclepolice?J:Idon`tthinkso.Isuggestoneofuscanhaveit.Sinceitisinmyhand,so…P:No,Idon`tthinkso.IthinkIfinditfirst,Iamthepersonthatwhoshouldhavethemoney.J:Lookatthatperson.Whydon`tweaskhimtojudgeitforus.P:Iagree.J:Hello,couldy
3、oupleasedousafavour?S:Ofcourse.What`tup?J:Hereisthething,……S:Isee.It`sreallyahardquestion.Letmethink.en…OK,Igetanidea.NowI`llgiveyouonequestionandtheonewhocangivethecorrectanswerthatcanhavethemoney.Whatdoyouthink?P:Whynot.J:Letdoit.S:Nowyoumustlisten
4、tomecarefully.Lookatthesun,it`sbeautifulisn`tit?Andit`sveryfarfromus.Somyquestioniswhenisthesunfartherawayfromus,inthemorningoratnoon?Youfirst.P:It`seasy.Aswecansee,inthemorningthesunisverybigandatnoonitbecomesmaller.So,theanswerisatnoonJ:Thatisthemo
5、ststupidanswerIhaveeverheard.Aswecanfeel,inthemorningit`scoolandatnoonit`llbeveryhot.Thatisbecausethesunisfartherawayfromusatmorning.争吵S：OK.Stop.Stop.Asamatteroffact,eachofyouranswerisincorrect.Ithinktherangeisthesame.P:Areyoucrazy?Letmetellyousometh
6、ing?(到一边，拿出50美元)Ifyoumakemewin,it`syours.S:(thinkforawhile).It`sadeal.(回到原地)Iamsorry,Imadeamistakejustnow.I`llcorrectmyanswer.Petterisright.Theanswerisatnoon.J:What?Weneedtotalk.(拉路人到一边)Ididnotcatchyourmeanclearly.Couldyousayitagain?S:Thesunisfarther
7、awayfromusatnoon.Soyouarewrong.J:(打过路人)Didyouchangeyourmind?S:No…Ohyes.Youareright.Obviously,hewaswrong.(一起回去)P：What`swrongwithyourface?J:清嗓子S:Ijustfalloverbyaccident,nevermind.Andlet`sgobacktothequestion,Ithinkitoverandoveragain.FinallyIbelieveJacki
8、sright.Youwerewrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Thenit`smine.(kissit)It`snicetomeetyou,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Don`tgo.(jack下)What`swrongwithyou?S:I`msorry,Ijust…..J:Givememymoney,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Whereismyown100dollar.Givememymone
