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1、2011.12.26千袭老师经典美剧[Scene:CentralPerk,everyonebutRachelisthere.]Joey:(sittingonthearmofthecouch)Ofcourseitwasaline!显然他是骗你的!Monica:Why?!Why?Why,whywouldanybodydosomethinglikethat?为什么?为什么会有人那样做?Ross:Iassumewe'relookingforananswermoresophisticatedthan'togetyouintobed'.我想答案比"设法骗你上床"更复杂。Monica:Ihatemen
2、!Ihatemen!我恨男人!我恨男人!Phoebe:Ohno,don'thate,youdon'twanttoputthatoutintotheuniverse.不,别恨,你也不想把他们丢出宇宙吧。Monica:Isitme?IsitlikeIhavesomesortofbeaconthatonlydogsandmenwithsevereemotionalproblemscanhear?问题出在我身上?难道我有特殊气味。只有狗和感情有严着问题的男人才闻得到。Phoebe:Allright,c'mere,gimmeyourfeet.(Shestartsmassagingthem.)过来,
3、脚给我。Monica:Ijustthoughthewasnice,y'know?我以为他是个好男人。Joey:(burstsoutlaughingagain)Ican'tbelieveyoudidn'tknowitwasaline!我无法相信你不懂这是骗局。(MonicapusheshimoffofthesofaasRachelenterswithashoppingbag.)Rachel:Guesswhat?猜猜看?Ross:Yougotajob?你找到工作了?Rachel:Areyoukidding?I'mtrainedfornothing!Iwaslaughedoutoftwelve
4、interviewstoday.开玩笑?我书都白念了!今天的十二个面试全泡汤了。Chandler:Andyetyou'resurprisinglyupbeat.不过你却异常兴奋。Rachel:YouwouldbetooifyoufoundJohnandDavidbootsonsale,fiftypercentoff!换成是你,你也会一样。如果你遇见JohnandDavid的皮靴打五折。Chandler:Oh,howwellyouknowme...你真是太了解我了。Rachel:They'remynew'Idon'tneedajob,Idon'tneedmyparents,I'vegotg
5、reatboots'boots!这是我的新皮靴,我不需要工作,不需要父母,因为我有新皮靴!Monica:How'dyoupayforthem?你怎么付钱?Rachel:Uh,creditcard.信用卡啊。Monica:Andwhopaysforthat?卡费谁费?Rachel:Um...my...father.我爸。[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneissittingaroundthekitchentable.Rachel'screditcardsarespreadoutonthetablealongwithapairofscissors.]Rachel
6、:OhGod,comeonyouguys,isthisreallynecessary?Imean,IcanstopcharginganytimeIwant.天啊,好啦,有必要吗?我是说,我可以随时忍住挥霍的。Monica:C'mon,youcan'tliveoffyourparentsyourwholelife.成熟点,你不能靠你爸一辈子。liveoff靠什么什么生活Rachel:Iknowthat.That'swhyIwasgettingmarried.我知道,所以我选择结婚。Phoebe:Giveherabreak,it'shardbeingonyourownforthefirstt
7、ime.饶了她吧,第一次独立并不轻松。GivesbabreakRachel:Thankyou.谢谢。Phoebe:You'rewelcome.IrememberwhenIfirstcametothiscity.Iwasfourteen.Mymomhadjustkilledherselfandmystep-dadwasbackinprison,andIgothere,andIdidn'tknowanybody.AndIendedupl