恶搞愚人节短信.docx

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1、恶搞愚人节短信　　1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfool'sday?　　答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.　　weatherdomiceandratsfear?　　答：whenit'srainingcatsanddogs.　　dodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?　　答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.　　questioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?　　答：areyouasleep?　　treeisalwaysverysad?　　答：weepi

2、ngwillow.　　canyougetwaterwithanet?　　答：whenwateristurnedintoice.　　isthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?　　答：he'smakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。　　'sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?　　答：smiles.becausethere'samilebetweentheletter's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。　　全。