欢迎来到天天文库
浏览记录
ID:59961751
大小:10.81 KB
页数:2页
时间:2020-11-29
《恶搞愚人节短信.docx》由会员上传分享,免费在线阅读,更多相关内容在教育资源-天天文库。
1、恶搞愚人节短信 1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfool'sday? 答:becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch. weatherdomiceandratsfear? 答:whenit'srainingcatsanddogs. dodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters? 答:whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket. questioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”? 答:areyouasleep? treeisalwaysverysad? 答:weepi
2、ngwillow. canyougetwaterwithanet? 答:whenwateristurnedintoice. isthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答:he'smakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。 'sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么? 答:smiles.becausethere'samilebetweentheletter's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。 全。
此文档下载收益归作者所有