最终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐).pdf

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1、..Threevisitstothecottage三顾茅庐Aside:Aftertheirswearingbrotherhoodtoheavenandearthinapeachgarden,thethreepersons——Liubei,GuanyuandZhangfei-hadtobejanitors（美['d??n?t?]n.看门人；守卫）inCaocao'scorporationtomakealivingfortheycouldnotfindjobs.Meanwhilethelegendaryandmysteriousch

2、aracterZhuGeliangwhohadbeenforcedtoattendCET-6testbyhiswifewasreviewingexaminationcontents.SCENE1:Liubei'shomeActors:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiGuanyu:Brother!Wethreehavebeenhungryfordaysandwhenwillthistragiclifeend?It'ssoterrible!Liubei:Yu,it'simpossiblethatIdon'tfeelpainf

3、ul,isn'tit?ButastheproverbsaysitishardtositinRomeandstriveagainstthePope.NowwecometoCaocao'scorporationasgatekeeper（看门人）,anyhowwecanfillourstomachsbetweenwhiles.It'sveryhardtogetworknow.Nodiplomasandnojoboffers,whatareyoudreamingabout?Zhangfei:Oh,Brother!ZhuGeliang's

4、wifeborrowedus500yuantocopewithhishusband’sCET-6feeslastmonth,itseemsthatit'stimeforustobedebtcollectorsnow.Guanyu:Yeah,Brother!Orwe'llbeaspooraschurchmouseLiubei:Alas!HowdidIforgetthis?Let'sgo!Go~~go~!Hurryup!Followmeandgotothemountainfordunning!（收拾家伙挽袖子）Aside:Andth

5、enthethreebrothersclimbthemountaintofindZhuGeliang.SCENE2:ZhuGeliang’shouseActors:ZhuGeliangZhu’sWifeZhuGeliang:Goodmorning!IamthegeniusZhuGeliang.ButIfeelsosadrecently.BecausemywifeforcedmetopasstheCET-6.What’sCET-6?Doyouknow?I’veneverheartaboutthat.Andsheaskedmetor

6、eadsoheavybooksanddosomanytexts.（拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮）It’sridiculous.Mymajorismilitaryadvice,notEnglish.WhyshouldIreadthis?Wife:Darling!ZhuGeliang：Mywifeiscoming，sheissolong-winded（啰嗦的）thatIcanneverbearher.（装作认真状）;....Wife：Mydear,howaboutyourstudy?ZhuGeliang：Thesebooksmakeme

7、wanttodoze[d??z](打瞌睡).I’mdizzy.Wife：Darling!Now,competitionissoserious.Ifyoucan’tpasscet-6togetyourmaster’sdegree,itisdifficulttofindajob.Ihavestayedhereforhalfofalifetime.ButnevervisitabiggerplacelikeShanghai.(cry)ZhuGeliang：Don’tworry,thesebooksaretooeasyforyourhus

8、bandanddon’tneedtolearn.（扔书）Wife：Areyousure?letmehaveatesttoyou.Listen，readandsee!ZhuGeliang：Apieceofcake!Wife：Listen,canyouspellap