最终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐)

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1、Threevisitstothecottage三顾茅庐Aside:Aftertheirswearingbrotherhoodtoheavenandearthinapeachgarden,thethreepersons——Liubei,GuanyuandZhangfei-hadtobejanitors（美['dʒænɪtɚ]n.看门人；守卫）inCaocao'scorporationtomakealivingfortheycouldnotfindjobs.Meanwhilethelegendaryandmyste

2、riouscharacterZhuGeliangwhohadbeenforcedtoattendCET-6testbyhiswifewasreviewingexaminationcontents.SCENE1:Liubei'shomeActors:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiGuanyu:Brother!Wethreehavebeenhungryfordaysandwhenwillthistragiclifeend?It'ssoterrible!Liubei:Yu,it'simpossibletha

3、tIdon'tfeelpainful,isn'tit?ButastheproverbsaysitishardtositinRomeandstriveagainstthePope.NowwecometoCaocao'scorporationasgatekeeper（看门人）,anyhowwecanfillourstomachsbetweenwhiles.It'sveryhardtogetworknow.Nodiplomasandnojoboffers,whatareyoudreamingabout?Zhangfe

4、i:Oh,Brother!ZhuGeliang'swifeborrowedus500yuantocopewithhishusband’sCET-6feeslastmonth,itseemsthatit'stimeforustobedebtcollectorsnow.Guanyu:Yeah,Brother!Orwe'llbeaspooraschurchmouseLiubei:Alas!HowdidIforgetthis?Let'sgo!Go~~go~!Hurryup!Followmeandgotothemount

5、ainfordunning!（收拾家伙挽袖子）Aside:AndthenthethreebrothersclimbthemountaintofindZhuGeliang.SCENE2:ZhuGeliang’shouseActors:ZhuGeliangZhu’sWifeZhuGeliang:Goodmorning!IamthegeniusZhuGeliang.ButIfeelsosadrecently.BecausemywifeforcedmetopasstheCET-6.What’sCET-6?Doyoukn

6、ow?I’veneverheartaboutthat.Andsheaskedmetoreadsoheavybooksanddosomanytexts.（拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮）It’sridiculous.Mymajorismilitaryadvice,notEnglish.WhyshouldIreadthis?Wife:Darling!ZhuGeliang：Mywifeiscoming，sheissolong-winded（啰嗦的）thatIcanneverbearher.（装作认真状）7Wife：Myde

7、ar,howaboutyourstudy?ZhuGeliang：Thesebooksmakemewanttodoze[dəʊz](打瞌睡).I’mdizzy.Wife：Darling!Now,competitionissoserious.Ifyoucan’tpasscet-6togetyourmaster’sdegree,itisdifficulttofindajob.Ihavestayedhereforhalfofalifetime.ButnevervisitabiggerplacelikeShanghai.

8、(cry)ZhuGeliang：Don’tworry,thesebooksaretooeasyforyourhusbandanddon’tneedtolearn.（扔书）Wife：Areyousure?letmehaveatesttoyou.Listen，readandsee!ZhuGeliang：Apieceofcake!Wife：Listen,canyouspellapple?De