2013高中英语 For Lovers of Words阅读素材.doc

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1、ForLoversofWordsFORALLYOULEXOPHILES(LOVERSOFWORDS)这些英语句子大多运用了谐音双关的修辞方法，又融合了脑筋急转弯的因素，读起来趣味十足，又能从中体会到英语的魅力！大家试试看: 1.Abicyclecan'tstandalonebecauseitistwo-tired. 2.What'sthedefinitionofawill?(It'sadeadgiveaway). 3.Timeflieslikeanarrow.Fruitflieslikeabanana. 4.A

2、backwardpoetwritesinverse. 5.Indemocracyit'syourvotethatcounts;infeudalismit'syourcountthatvotes. 6.Shehadaboyfriendwithawoodenleg,butbrokeitoff. 7.Achickencrossingtheroadispoultryinmotion. 8.Ifyoudon'tpayyourexorcist,yougetrepossessed. 9.Withhermarriagesheg

3、otanewnameandadress.10.ShowmeapianofallingdownamineshaftandI'llshowyouA-flatminor.11.Whenaclockishungry,itgoesbackfourseconds.12.Themanwhofellintoanupholsterymachineisfullyrecovered.13.AgrenadethrownintoakitcheninFrancewouldresultinLinoleumBlownapart.14.Youf

4、eelstuckwithyourdebtifyoucan'tbudgeit.15.LocalAreaNetworkinAustralia:theLANdownunder.16.Heoftenbrokeintosongbecausehecouldn'tfindthekey.-2-17.Everycalendar'sdaysarenumbered.18.Alotofmoneyistainted.'Taintyoursand'taintmine.19.Aboiledegginthemorningishardtobea

5、t.20.Hehadaphotographicmemorywhichwasneverdeveloped.21.Aplateauisahighformofflattery.22.Theshortfortunetellerwhoescapedfromprisonwasasmallmediumatlarge.23.Thosewhogettoobigfortheirbritcheswillbeexposedintheend.24.Whenyou'veseenoneshoppingcenter,you'veseenama

6、ll.25.ThosewhojumpoffaParisbridgeareinSeine.26.Whenanactresssawherfirststrandsofgrayhair,shethoughtshe'ddye.27.Bakerstradebreadrecipesonakneadtoknowbasis.28.Santa'shelpersaresubordinateClauses.29.Acupunctureisajabwelldone.30.Marathonrunnerswithbadfootwearsuf

7、fertheagonyofdefeat.   .-2-