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1、Blonde Detectives 美女侦探BlondeDetectives美女侦探Apolicemanwasinterrogating3blondeswhoweretrainingtobecomedetectives.一位警官正在询问三位想成为侦探的金发女郎。Totesttheirskillsinrecognizingasuspect,为了测试她们辨别嫌疑犯的技巧，heshowsthefirstblondeapicturefor5secondsandthenhidesit.他让其中一位看一张照片，五秒钟后把照片藏了起来
2、。"Thisisyoursuspect,howwouldyourecognizehim?" “这就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么样能把他再认出来？”Thefirstblondeanswers,这位美女回答，"That'seasy,we'llcatchhimfastbecauseheonlyhasoneeye!" “这太容易了，他只有一只眼睛，我一下就能认出他来！”Thepolicemansays,警官说，"Well...uh...that'sbecausethepictureshowshisprofile." “喔……嗯……那是因
3、为这只是他的侧面。”Slightlyflusteredbythisridiculousresponse,警官被这个荒谬的答案搞的有点不知所措，heflashesthepicturefor5secondsatthesecondblondeandasksher,他把照片在第二位小姐面前一晃，五秒钟后问道，"Thisisyoursuspect,howwouldyourecognizehim?" “这就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎样才能把他认出来？”Thesecondblondegiggles,flipsherhairandsays,女郎
4、咯咯地傻笑，撩了撩自己的头发说，"Ha!He'dbetooeasytocatchbecausehehasonlyoneear!" “哈！他太容易被认出来了，因为他只有一只耳朵！”Thepolicemanangrilyresponds,警官恼怒地叫起来，"What'sthematterwithyoutwo?你们两个是怎么搞的？Ofcourseonlyoneeyeandoneearareshowingbecauseit'sapictureofhisprofile!他当然只有一只眼睛一只耳朵，因为这是他的侧面像！Isthatt
5、hebestansweryoucancomeupwith?"这就是你们最好的答案吗？”Extremelyfrustratedatthispoint,heshowsthepicturetothethirdblonde他很泄气地给第三位女郎看了照片，andinaverytestyvoiceasks,很不耐烦地问她"Thisisyoursuspect,howwouldyourecognizehim?"，“这是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么样再认出他来？”Hequicklyadds"...thinkhardbeforegivingmeast
6、upidanswer."他迅速又补充了一句，“在给我愚蠢的答案之前你先好好想想。”Theblondelooksatthepictureintentlyforamomentandsays,这位美女很专心地看了一会儿，"Hmmmm...thesuspectwearscontactlenses."说，“他戴的是隐形眼镜。”Thepolicemanissurprisedandspeechlessbecausehereallydoesn'tknowhimself ifthesuspectwearscontactsornot.警官非
7、常吃惊，一句话也说不出来了因为连他自己都不知道那个人是不是戴隐形眼镜。"Well,that'saninterestinganswer...“嗯，这个答案真有意思。waithereforafewminuteswhileIcheckhisfileandI'llgetbacktoyouonthat."你稍等，我去查一下他的档案，马上回来。”Heleavestheroomandgoestohisoffice,他离开屋子回到办公室，checksthesuspect'sfileinhiscomputer,查了下电脑中的档案andco
8、mesbackwithabeamingsmileonhisface.，喜气洋洋地回来了。"Wow!Ican'tbelieveit...it'sTRUE!“哇！我简直不能相信。是真的！Thesuspectdoesinfactwearcontactlenses.他确实是戴隐形眼镜的。你做得太棒了！你怎么会有这么敏锐的观察
