小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）Headstone墓石.docx

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1、Headstone墓石Headstone墓石AlawyernamedStrangewasshoppingforatombstone.Afterhehadmadehisselection,thestonecutteraskedhimwhatinscriptionhewouldlikeonit. 一个姓Strange的律师去买墓碑。他选好了以后，石匠问他，要在墓碑上刻什么碑铭。"Hereliesanhonestmanandalawyer,"respondedthelawyer."Sorry,butIcan'tdothat,"repliedthestonecutter. 律师回答：“这里

2、长眠着一个诚实的人，一个律师。”“对不起，我办不到，”"Inthisstate,it'sagainstthelawtoburytwopeopleinthesamegrave. 石匠说，“要是这样的话，违反了一个坟墓只能埋葬一个人的法律。However,Icouldput``hereliesanhonestlawyer""Butthatwon'tletpeopleknowwhoitis"protestedthelawyer. 不过，我会刻上：‘这里长眠着一位诚实的律师’。律师抗议：“但是那样人们就不知道这里埋葬的是谁啊！”"Certainlywill,"retortedtheston

3、ecutter."peoplewillreaditandexclaim,"That'sStrange!"“当然知道啦，”石匠反驳道，“人们看到会惊呼‘太奇怪了！’”英语单词学习：1 Headstone n.基石；墓石eg:Hestaresdownattheheadstoneforamoment,thenhoiststheshovelupandsmashesitintotheearth.他凝视着墓碑石，过了一会，举起了铲子向地上的泥土猛地铲下。短语LivingHeadstone永垂不朽的墓碑graniteheadstone花岗岩墓石HeadstoneLane首石里站Decorated

4、Headstone华丽的墓碑OssuaryHeadstone埋骨处之杯AboutHisHeadstone关于他墓碑ToSellamericanheadstone供应标题Tombstone&Headstone&Gravestone供应2stonecuttern.石匠；琢石机；石工eg：Thestonecutterinscribedthedateonthetombstone.这石匠把日期刻在墓碑上。短语TheStonecutter石匠stonecutterchiesel石工凿LineStonecutter电脑仿形线条机StonecutterBridge昂船洲大桥stonecutter'

5、shammer石工锤toguideastonecutter引导切石工stonecutter'schisel石凿stonecutter'shammer石匠锤YoshitheStonecutter石匠阿良