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1、英语笑话集锦11】SheDidn'tSayAnythingAmotherandsonwerewashingdisheswhilethefatheranddaughterwerewatchingTVintheroom.Suddenly,therewasacrashofbreakingdishes,thencompletesilence.Thegirllookedatherfatherandsaid,“ItwasMom”.“Howdoyouknow?”askedherfather.“Shedidn'tsay
2、anything.”2】HeWon Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.3】AGoodBoy LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."Whatdidyoudowiththemo
3、neyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?""Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."4】Mr.Smith:Waiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow---it'
4、stheheatthatkillsit.5】Son:Dad,givemeadime.1.Father:Son,don'tyouthinkyou'regettingtoobigtobeforeverbeggingfordimes?2.Son:Iguessyou'reright,Dad,Givemeadollar,willyou?6】“I'msorry，Madam，butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydo
5、llars!Why，Iunderstandyoutosaythatyouchargedonlyfourdollarsforsuchwork!”“Yes，butthisyoungsteryelledsoterriblythathescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.”7】IHaveTurnedItOverAwomansaidtoherhusband,“dear,lookatoursheet!It'stoodirty.Wouldyouliketowashitnow?”
6、hemanlookedatthesheetandthenthoughtforawhileandthensaid,“Idon'tthinkit'snecessary.Wecanturnthesheetover.Isthatallright?”Hiswifewasveryangryatthis.“Howlazyyouare!”Sheshouted,“Totellyouthetruth,Iturneditoverlastweek.”8】It'sNotThat“MayIborrowyourrecordplaye
7、rtonight?”amanaskedhisneighbor.“Sure.Doyouwanttolistentosomemusic?”“No,”heanswered.“TonightIwanttohavesomepeaceandquiet.”9】ACleverProfessorOnceaprofessoratGlasgowUniversityputupanotice,whichread:“ProfessorBlackwillmeethisclasstomorrow.”Thismeansthathewas
8、goingtogivehisstudentsalecturethenextday.Onenaughtyboyoftheclasssawthenoticeandwipedawaythefirstletteroftheword“class”inthenotice.Thenthesentencebecame“ProfessorBlackwillmeethislasstomorrow”,whichmeanstheprofessorwouldmeet
