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1、Lesson1Acat'sForeignLanguageThemotherratandherbabiesareplayinginthegarden.Afatcatiscomingtocatchthemfordinner.Themotherratandherbabiestrytorunaway.Butthebabyratscan'trunveryfast.Thecatisgettingcloserandcloser.Suddenly,themotherratstopsrunningandturnsaround.Sheshoutsattheca
2、tlikeanangrydog,"Woof,woof,woof."Thecatisafraidandrunsaway.Themotherratturnstoherbabies,andsays,"Youseehowimportantitistolearnaforeignlanuage."Lesson2ItIsPartoftheGameMomiswashingplatesinthekitchen.KateandherbrotherDaveareplayinggamesinthelivingroom.Kateismakingalotofnoise
3、.Momsays,"Kate,whydoyouyellandscreamsomuch?You'regoingtowakeupyourgrandma.PleaseplayquietlylikeDave.See,hedoesn'tmakeasound.""Ofcourse,hedoesn't.Mom,it'spartofthegameweareplaying.Heisdaddycominghomelate,andI'myou."Lesson3TheBestPresentBenandTedaregoodfriends.Theyalwaysplay
4、together.Oneday,TedseesawaterguninBen'shand,andheasks,"Whogaveyouthegun?""Mygrandpa,"Bensays,"andthisisthebestpresentI'veeverhad.""Why?"Tedasks."WhenIplaywithit,Igeteverythingwet.Somymomgivesmefivedollarsfornotplayingwithit."Benanswers.Lesson4IHaveHisEarinMyPocketTimisanau
5、ghtyboy.Heoftenfightswithhisclassmatesatschool.OneTimcomeshomewithabloodynose.Hismotherasks,"Tim,Whathappened?""Abigkidbitme."Timanswers.Hismotherisveryangrytohearthis."Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askshismother."I'dknowhimanywhere."saysTim,"Ihavehisearinmypocket.
6、"Lesson5MyDogDoesn'tBiteMikewalksintoapetshopandseesalittlewhitedog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,"Doesyourdogbite?"Theshopkeepersays,"No,mydogdoesn'tbite."Whatanicedog,"Mikesaystohimself.Thenhebendsdownandtriestotouchthedog.Thedogbiteshim."Ouch!"hecries,"Yousaidyourdogdidnotbite!"T
7、heshopkeeperreplies,"Thatisnotmydog."
