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1、809TheOneWithTheRumor[Scene:JoeyandRachel's,JoeyisreadingWhattoExpectWhenYou’reExpectingasRachelentersfromherbedroom.]Joey:HeyRachlisten,didyouknowthatduringpregnancyyourfingersswelluptotwicetheirsizeandnevergoback.Rachel:(lookingatherfingers)Ohmy…God!Letmeseethat!(Grabsthebo
2、okfromhim.)Joey:(laughing)Youfallforiteverytime!Phoebe:(entering)Hey!Rachel:Hi!Phoebe:Ibroughtyoumyoldmaternityclothes!(Setsabagonthecounter.)Rachel:OhPheebsthat’ssosweet—(Grabsapairofpants)—Ooh,thosearesocute!Phoebe:Yeah!Andlook,(Grabsthepants)seehowtheyexpandasthebabygrows?
3、(There’sastretchypartinfront.)Andthenafterthebaby’sborn,they’regreatforshopliftingmelons.Monica:(entering)Ohgoodyou’reallhere.Thanksgivingtomorrow,fouro’clock.(ToRachel)Oh,guesswhoIinvited.RememberthatguyWillColbertfromhighschool?Rachel:No.Monica:HewasinRoss’sclass…marchingba
4、nd…kindaoverweight?Well,reallyoverweight.ImeanIwashisthinfriend.Rachel:Wow!Idon’trememberhim.Honey,areyousureyou’renottalkingaboutyourimaginaryboyfriend.Monica:NothatwasJarred!Wow!Ihaven’tthoughtabouthiminalongtime…(Staresoffintothedistancelostinthought.)(Pause)Anyway,ummWill
5、’s,Will’shereonbusinessandhedidn’thaveaplacetogosoIinvitedhimhere.Rachel:Ohthat’snice.Monica:Oh,andbytheway,he’slostabunchofweight.Imeanhelooksgoo-ood!Okay,Imeanreally,reallygorgeous!(Joeyclearshisthroat.)IstillloveChandler.Joey:Ijustwantyoutosayitonceinawhile.Monica:Allright
6、okay,justsoyouknow,I’mnotgonnamakeaturkeythisyear.Joey:What?!Monica:WellPhoebedoesn’teatturkey…Joey:Phoebe!Phoebe:Turkey’sarebeautiful,intelligentanimals!Joey:Nothey’renot!They’reuglyandstupidanddelicious!Monica:Allright!Okay,it’sjustPhoebe.Will’sstillonadiet,Chandlerdoesn’te
7、atThanksgivingfood,andRachel’shavingheraversiontopoultry.Joey:Sheis?Rachel:RememberIhadtoleavetheroomtheotherdaywhenyouhadthatroastchicken?Joey:Yeah.ButIthoughtthatwasbecauseIputthewholethingonmyhandandmadeitwalkacrossthetable.Monica:Anyway,itjustdoesn’tseemworthittomakeawhol
8、eturkeyforjustthreepeople.Okay?It’salotofwork.Joey:Butyougottahavetu
