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1、416TheOneWithTheFakeParty[Scene:MonicaandRachel'serm,ChandlerandJoey's,Chandler,Monica,andPhoebearethere.Phoebeisstressingoutaboutsomething.]Monica:Whatisithon?Phoebe:I-Ican’tfindanythingthatIwanttoeat!EverythingIeatmakesmenauseous!I’mtellingyou,beingpregnantisnopieceofcake—ooh
2、!Cake!(Chandlershrugs,andPhoebegrimaces.)No.Monica:Aww,honeyI’msorry.Phoebe:God!Ooh!Whatisthatsmell?It’scomingfromthebathroom.Ooh!(Shegoestothebathroom.)Chandler:Wow!Pregnancydoesgiveyousomeweirdcravings.[Cuttothebathroom,JoeyistakingashowerandPhoebeknocksonthedoor.]Joey:Yeah?P
3、hoebe:It’sme.It’sPhoebe.Listenthere’ssomethinginhereIwanttoeat,what-whatsmellssogood?(Joeystickshisheadoutoftheshowercurtain.)Joey:Isittheshampoo?It’sguava.Phoebe:(shesmellshishead)No!Joey:Oh!Wait-wait!(Reachesinsidetheshower.)Isitmybolognasandwich?Phoebe:Yes.Yes.Yes.Ican’tbeli
4、eveit!Thebabywantsbologna!Maybehewantsmetoeatmeat?Ican’teatmeat!Joey:Oh,wait-wait!(Reachesintotheshoweragain.)Maybeit’sapickle?!(Phoebegrimacesatthesmell.)OPENINGCREDITS[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Monica,JoeyandRachelarethere.Racheliswritingsomethingonapad,andthencrumplesitupan
5、dthrowsitonthefloor.]Chandler:Whatareyouwriting?Rachel:Well,Joshua’scomingintomorrowandsinceIdon’thavethegutstoaskhimout,I’mgoingtosellhimacoatandputthisnoteinthepocket.Chandler:Ohyeah?(Hegrabsthepadandstartsreadingit.)Joshua,givemeacallsometime,guyslikeyou(Pause)nevergooutofst
6、yle—whatdidyouthrowaway?(RossandEmilyenter.)Chandler:Higuys!All:Hey!Joey:Hey,whathaveyouguysbeenuptoo?Ross:Oh,wewenttoseeacollectionofVictoriandoorknobsandtheCupert-Hewittmuseum.Chandler:Withoutme?!Emily:Myuncledraggedusthere.But,itactuallyitturnedouttobereallyinteresting.Ross:
7、Yeah.Emily:Theyweresoornateandbeautiful,Imeanlookatthat!(Showsthemadoorknobshehas.)Monica:Idon’tknowhowmuseumsworkinEnglandbut,here,you’renotsupposedtotakestuff.Emily:Iuh,Igotitfromthegiftshop.Theyhavereallylaxsecuritythere.(Chandlerisshocked.)It’sajoke.(Theyalllaugh.)Ross:Bye.
8、(Theykiss.)416假派对怎么了亲爱的?我找不到想吃的东西!所有东西都让我恶心!我告诉你,怀孕可不像