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1、102TheOneWiththeSonogramattheEnd[SceneCentralPerk,everyone'sthere.]Monica:Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.Joey:Yeah,right!.......Y'serious?Phoebe:Oh,yeah!Rachel:Everythingyouneedtoknowisinthatfirstkiss.Monica:Absolutely.Chandler:Yeah,
2、Ithinkforus,kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,y'know?Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthroughbeforePinkFloydcomesout.Ross:Yeah,and-andit'snotthatwedon'tlikethecomedian,it'sthat-that...that'snotwhyweboughttheticket.Chandler:Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert
3、'sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'know?Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtraffic...basicallyjusttryingtostayawake.Rachel:Yeah,well,wordofadvice:Bringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafindyourselfsittingathome,listeni
4、ngtothatalbumalone.Joey:(pause)....Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?OpeningCredits[Scene:MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker(Marsha)aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequinsofcavepeople.]Ross:No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-mm-doesn'tsheseemalittleangry?Marsha
5、:Well,shehasissues.Ross:Doesshe.Marsha:He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!Ross:Marsha,thesearecavepeople.Okay?Theyhaveissueslike'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindaclose.'See?Marsha:Speakingofissues,isn'ttha
6、tyourex-wife?(Carol,Ross'sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheexhibit.)Ross:(tryingtoignoreher)No.No.Marsha:Yes,itis.Carol!Hi!Ross:Okay,okay,yes,itis.(waves)HowaboutI'll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.(MarshaextisandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.)Ross:Hi.Car
7、ol:So.Ross:Youlookgreat.I,uh...Ihatethat.Carol:Sorry.Youlookgoodtoo.Ross:Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'snew?Still,uh...Carol:Alesbian?Ross:Well...youneverknow.How's,um..how'sthefamily?Carol:Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-Ross:Why-whyareyouhere,Ca
8、rol?Carol:I'mpregnant.Ross:Pregnant?
