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1、HospitalityThehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:"Youmusthavebettereyes
2、thanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?""Intherat-trap,sir,"repliedtheboy.好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。英语小笑话上个星期五我穿了一件Adidas的衣服去打球,一个老美看到就笑我说,"Doyouknowwhat
3、doesitmean?ItmeansAllDayIDreamAboutSex.我整天都在想著性,缩写正好是Adidas)"我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快,联想力这么丰富时,旁边的一个老美帮我解围,他说,有一个很著名的合唱团Korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是A.D.I.D.A.S,(AlldayIdreamaboutsex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟能详的喔!下次就换你去取笑老美了.好消息＆坏消息！Anartistaskedthegalleryowneriftherehadbeenanyinterestinhispaintingscurrent
4、lyondisplay."I'vegotgoodnewsandbadnews,"theownerreplied."Thegoodnewsisthatagentlemaninquiredaboutyourworkandwonderedifitwouldappreciateinvalueafteryourdeath.WhenItoldhimitwould,heboughtallfifteenofyourpaintings.""That'swonderful!"theartistexclaimed,"What'sthebadnews?".With
5、concern,thegalleryownerreplied,"Theguywasyourdoctor."一名艺术家问画廊老板,最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。“这有好消息和坏消息,”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品,他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。我告诉他你的画会升值,他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”“真是太好了”,艺术家是喜形于色,“那坏消息是什么?”带着关心的口吻,画廊老板回答,“买画的人是你的医生”。JimandMarywerebothpatientsinaMentalHospital.Onedaywhiletheywe
6、rewalkingbythehospitalswimmingpool,Jimsuddenlyjumpedintothedeepend.Hesanktothebottom.Marypromptlyjumpedintosavehim.SheswamtothebottomandpulledJimout.WhenthemedicaldirectorbecameawareofMary'sheroicactheimmediatelyreviewedherfileandcalledherintohisoffice."Mary,Ihavegoodnewsa
7、ndbadnews.Thegoodnewsisyou'rebeingdischargedbecausesinceyouwereabletojumpinandsavethelifeofanotherpatient,Ithinkyou'veregainedyoursenses.ThebadnewsisJim,thepatientyousaved,hunghimselfwithhisbathrobebeltinthebathroom,he'sdead."Maryreplied,"Hedidn'thanghimself,Ihunghimuptodr
8、y."Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。一天,他们沿着医院的游泳池散步,Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区,他沉到了底部。Mary立刻跳下去救他,她潜到水底,把Jim拉了上来。当院长
