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1、MarriageJokes2007-04-2513:111.Marriageisathreeringcircus:engagementring,weddingring,suffering.2.Therearetwotimesamandoes'ntunderstandawoman,beforemarriageandaftermarriage!3.Asuccessfulhusbandisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend.Asuccessfulwomanisonewhocanfindsuchaman
2、!4.Awomanworriesaboutthefutureuntilshegetsahusband.Amanneverworriesabouthisfutureuntilhegetsawife!5.Amanwillpay$2.00fora$1.00itemhewants.Awomanwillpay$1.00fora$2.00itemshedoesnotwant!6.Whenamanopensthedoorofhiscarforhiswife,youcanbesureofonething:eitherthecarisneworthewif
3、e.7.Manisincompleteuntilheismarried.Thenheisfinished.8.Marriedmanlivelongerthanasingleman,butmarriedmanarelotmorewillingtodie!9.Ifyourdogisbarkingatthebackdoorandyourwifeisyellingatthefrontdoor,whodoyouletinfirst?TheDogofcourse...atleasthe'llshutupafteryoulethimin!1.Awoma
4、nhasthelastwordinanyargument.Anythingamansaysafterthatisthebeginingofanewargument.2.Anymarriedmanshouldforgethismistakesbecausethereisnouseinrememberingtwopeoplethesamething.3.Whenanewlymarriedcouplesmiles,everyoneknowswhy.Whenaten-yearmarriedcouplesmiles,everyonewondersw
5、hy.4.Beforemarriage,amanyearnsforthewomanheloves.Aftermarriage,the"y"becomessilent.5.Whatisthedifferencebetweenamarriageandawar?Amarriageisawarinwhichtheenemiescansleeptogether!6.Iaskedmywife,"Wheredoyouwanttogoforouranniversary?"Shesaid,"SomewhereIhaveneverbeen!"Itoldher
6、,"Howaboutthekitchen?"7.BadTeddyrecentlyexplainedtomewhyherefusestoevergetmarried.Hesays"theweddingringslooktoomuchlikeminiaturehandcuffs....."8.Tobehappywithaman,youmustunderstandhimalotandlovehimalittle.Tobehappywithawoman,youmustloveheralotandnottrytounderstandheratall
7、!9.Awomanmarriesamanexpectinghewillchange,buthedoes'nt.Amanmarriesawomanexpectingthatshewon'tchangeandshedoes.1.Wealwaysholdhands.IfIletgo,sheshops.2.Menwakeupasgoodlookingastheywenttobed.Womensomewhatdeteriorateduringthenight.3.WhyisHillaryupset?BecauseshemayhavebeentheF
8、IRSTLADY,butshewon'tbetheLAST!4.ManyyearsagowhenIwas23,Igotmarriedtoawidow.thiswidowhadagrownupd
