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1、IceAge:TheMeltdownThisglobalwarmingiskillingme.Thisistoohot,theIceAgewastoocold.Whatwouldittaketomakeyouhappy?ThisIlike.Oh,no,youwon'tcatchme.Norunning,James.Camprules.Makeme,sloth.Makeme,sir.It'sallaboutrespect.Waterball.Sammy,youjustate.Waitanhour.Hector,no,no,no,youcan'tpee-peet
2、here.OK,thereisfine.Ashley,stoppickingyour...Pi?ata!Stop!You'resupposedtowearblindfolds.OK.-Hey,it'smyturntohitthesloth.-Mine.-Mine.-Mine.Hey,youdidn'thaveanycandyinyou.-Let'sburyhim.-Yeah!Hey,whoa.Whosaidyoukidscouldtorturethesloth?Manny,don'tsquashtheircreativity.Hey,Manny,Diego,
3、mybadmammals-jammals.Wannagiveaslothahand?Look,Iopenedmycamp."CampodelSid".ItmeansCampofSid.Congratulations.You'renowanidiotintwolanguages.Notinfrontofthek-i-d-z.Theselittleguysloveme.Right,Billy?Don'tmakemeeatyou.Theykid.That'swhythey'recalledkids.Itoldyou,Sid.You'renotqualifiedto
4、runacamp.Whatdoqualificationshavetodowithchildcare?Besides,thesekidslookuptome.I'marolemodeltothem.Icanseethat.YouguysneverthinkIcandoanything,butI'manequalmemberofthisherd.Imadethisherd,soyouneedtostarttreatingmewithsomerespect.-Comeon,Sid.-Sid,wewerejustkidding.Hey,let'splaypin-t
5、he-tail-on-the-mammoth.Yeah!Sid!Icandostuff.Won'tgivemetheirstupidrespect.I'llshow'em.Andso,intheend,thelittleburroreachedhismommy.Andtheylivedhappilyeverafter.-Goodjob.-Question.Whydoestheburrogohome?Whydoesn'thestaywiththerabbits?Because...becausehewantedtobewithhisfamily.Heshoul
6、dgowiththegirlburro.That'sabetterlovestory.OK,well,whenyoutellyourburrostory,that'swhathe'lldo.Burroisademeaningname.Technically,it'scalledawildass.Fine.Thewildassboycamehometohiswildassmother.See,that'swhyIcalleditaburro.Couldtheburrohaveagrazingproblem?Thenhe'dbemorerelatable.-Bo
7、ring.-It'snotbelievable.-Doburroseattheiryoung?-It'snotagoodending.SometimesIthrowup.Theylivedhappilyeverafter.Youcan'tgetmoresatisfyingthanthat.Onebig,happyfamily.That'sthewayit'ssupposedtobe.Where'syourbig,happyfamily?Thenthehungrytigeratethepeskylittlekids.-YouOK,buddy?-Sure.Why
8、not?-Ithought...-Storytime
