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时间:2017-07-29
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1、ImarriedMissRight.Ijustdidn’tknowherfirstnamewasALWAYS!!!Marriageisa3-ringcircus:EngagementRingWeddingRingSuffeRingThelastfightwasmyfault.Mywifeasked,“What’sontheTV?”Isaid:...“DUST!”Inthebeginning,Godcreatedearthandrested.ThenGodcreatedmanandrested.ThenGodcreatedwoman.Sincethen,neitherGodn
2、ormanhasrested!Doyouknowthepunishmentforbigamy?TwoMOTHER-IN-LAWS!Whydomendiebeforetheirwives?Theywantto!AbeggarwalkeduptoawelldressedwomanshoppingonRodeoDriveandsaid:“Ihaven’teatenanythinginfourdays”.Shelookedathimandsaid?...IwishIhadyourwillpower!Youngson:“Dad,IheardthatinsomepartsofAfric
3、aamandoesn’tknowhiswifeuntilhemarriesher?”Dad:“Thathappensineverycountry,son.”Amaninsertedanadintheclassified:“WIFEWANTED”.Thenextdayhereceivedahundredletters.Theyallsaidthesamething:“Youcanhavemine!”
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