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1、Familyproblems…Twomen,oneAmericanandanIndianweresittinginabardrinkingshotaftershot.TheIndianmansaidtotheAmerican,'YouknowmyparentsareforcingmetogetmarriedtothissocalledhomelygirlfromavillagewhomIhaven'tevenmetonce.'Wecallthisarrangedmarriage.Idon'twanttomarryawomanwhomIdon'tlove...Itoldthemtha
2、topenlyandnowhaveahelllotoffamilyproblems.'TheAmericansaid,Talkingaboutlovemarriages...I'lltellyoumystory.ImarriedawidowwhomIdeeplylovedanddatedfor3years.'Afteracoupleofyears,myfatherfellinlovewithmystep-daughterandmarriedher,somyfatherbecamemyson-in-lawandIbecamemyfather'sfather-in-law.Legall
3、ynowmydaughterismymotherandmywifemygrandmother.MoreproblemsoccurredwhenIhadason.Mysonismyfather'sbrotherandsoheismyuncle.Situationsturnedworsewhenmyfatherhadason.Nowmyfather'ssoni.e.mybrotherismygrandson.Ultimately,IhavebecomemyowngrandfatherandIammyowngrandson..Andyousayyouhavefamilyproblems.
4、.1.CounttooneHundredBeforeYouSpeakInclass,theteacher,withhisbackleaningagainstthestove,saidtothestudents,"Beforeyouspeak,youshouldthinkandcounttoatleast50,andforimportantmattersto100."Nosoonerhadtheteacherstoppedtalkingthanthestudentsbegantocount.atlastallthestudentsshoutedtogether,"1...98,99,
5、100.teacher,yourclothesareonfire."数到一百再说课堂上，老师背靠火炉站着，对学生们说：“说话前要三思，起码数到50，重要的事情要数到一百。”老师的话音刚落，学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊：“98，99，100！老师，您的衣服着火了。”2.TheAdvantageofAlcoholInordertoprovetheharmfuleffectofalcohol,theteacherputabugintoaglassfilledwithalcohol,soonthebugdied.Theteacheraskedastudent,"whatdoest
6、hisshow?"Thestudentanswered,"Itshowsthatpeoplewon'tgetparasitesiftheydrinkmorealcohol."酒的好处为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么？”学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”3.ExchangetheTortoisefortheWolfTeacher:Somestudentsarebecomingarrogant.Doyourememberthestoryaboutracebetweenthehareandthetorto
7、ise?Now,Xiaoming,willyoupleasetelluswhytheharewasdefeatedbythetortoise?Xiaoming:Becausetheharefellasleep.Teacher:Absolutelyright!Whatshouldwedosothattheharewon'tfallasleep?Xiaoming:Exchangethetortoiseforthewolf.把乌龟换成狼老师：有些同学开始骄傲了，大家还记得龟
