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1、Beatit!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型Bl:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3:白骨精变成男人T:Emitofo,Woweee,boys,thisplacelooksbeautiful,wherewearenow?Doesanyoneofyouknowwhatthisplaceis?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。T:bajie,givemethemap（不回头，懒洋洋的问）T:bajie?Givethemaptome!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。M:Idiot,Whatareyoulookingat?孙悟空用棍
2、子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M—把抢过。M:Look,monster（把书抢走交给师傅）T:（很吃惊）（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don^bringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!P:Oh,master!ForgivemeoIwillneverdothisagain（伸手拿回）T:（缩手）I，11keepitforyouuntilwereachthewest.P:Master,wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan'twa
3、lkonanymore!（坐）Mystomachdoesn'tallowso.我这肚子饿了。M:FatPig!P:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagainjwillJwillM:Youwillwhat（凶相）？P:Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas跳蚤。M:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetsomefoodforme?P:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don，tforgetwhoatemyla
4、stmeal!S:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway....T:Em…Itisaproblem.Wukong，doyouhaveanyidea?M:Noproblem!（画圈）S:Thisis•….?M:Electricnet伏魔圈！Imadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit.T:Emok,thafsgood,wewillstayinit!Monkey,YoufindthefoodasquicklyaspossibleJamsohungry.S:Ok
5、,master.Bye!（飞走）T:Ifssoboring,Lefsplaycards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》白骨精上场X;Hahahaaa«..IheardthatanymonstereatingmastertangwillgetainfinitelifeehowluckyamI,theyareinmyarea>Wow,Ishouldcomeupwithaplan.Ehngetit!icanpretendtobeapoorwoman,sotheywilltrustme>hahachangechange转了几圈，变成了一个村姑Bl。B1:Ilookgre
6、at!蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌•….B1:hello,gentelmanCanIjoinyou?P:Fmsorryjady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。机会来了！炸弹!B1:（在一旁观看）Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?（出牌）Bl:DoubleKing!王炸!T:Oh・・・・Iwin!EmLady,youareaboss-hand・Comeinandteachme!喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。进
7、来教我！M:（回来，看见Bl）Oh,monster!（上前就打）Bl:（倒）Ah惨叫声T:（气愤）Wukong!Lookwhathaveyoudone!Sheismyteacher!M:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!（深呼吸）M:Oh^pleasedon?tT:Ifstoolate!（唱）Oncemoreyouopenthedoor...（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）太晚了！Oncemore（紧箍咒）M:Please,Please,oh,no（痛苦抱头）T:（呛住，咳）Wukong,Fmdisappointedwithyou!Sohaveyou
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