羊肉串和纳税人(英文小品)

羊肉串和纳税人(英文小品)

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1、及时雨资料文档库淘宝店https://doc88.taobao.com羊肉串和纳税人(英文小品)Characters:Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,DabaoMr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,av

2、endorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.ActI(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!Dabao:(changefaces)Ta

3、xi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?Taxi----!Taxi----!Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!you'vebe

4、enherefor2hours.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)Howdoyouknowit?Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.Dabao:It’sabigbug!Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,o

5、k?Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'ssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badl

6、uck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!QQ583259199及时雨资料文档库淘宝店https://doc88.taobao.comActIIMr.Shi:Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsoc

7、ietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.Let’senjoyit!(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS")Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.Xiaofu:Hi,Dabao:Hi.Two:Whatafamiliarface

8、.Two:It’syou!Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.Howisyourbusiness?Dabao:EverythingisOK!10yearspast,

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