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1、甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie?Yeah,youareright,I'mthedirector--CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyou....Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousa
2、ctress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'sbegin.Atfirst,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyou
3、rbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打个响指)comesomemusic.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thankyou,(面向导演),honey,isitawonderfulperformance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?甲:eh...mygod,haveyouusesomestimulan
4、tdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.乙:ohno...sweet,youbreakmyheart...(掩面离去)丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director.甲:(与之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thaveto
5、omanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand(做沉思状)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it'sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I....甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsigna
6、turesongtoconqueryou--myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.near,far,whereveryouareibelievethattheheartdoesgoononcemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,继续作深情状)andyou'rehereinmyheart,andmyheartwillgoonandon.甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanout.Oh,I'mdying,hopethenextonew
7、illgivemeasurprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)tobe,ornottobe,it'saquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.甲(做娇羞状):oh,it'sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat'syourname?丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it'sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?(摇头),andMeli
8、ssaTheuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.甲(指门,气愤状),youyouyou.....丁:okok,itdoesn'tmatter,youneedn'tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhow
