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1、l它咬人吗DoesHeBiteReggie:Wehavegotanewdog.Wouldyouliketocomearoundandplaywithhim?Ron:Well,Idon'tknow---doeshebite?Reggie:That'swhatIwanttofindout.里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?罗恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人吗?里基:这正是我想要查明的。l两块蛋糕TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly----takethispiecean
2、dcutittwo!汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!l不算太坏NottooBadDidyousellanyofyourpaintingsattheartshow?""No,butIamencouraged,"hereplied."Somebodystoleone."“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗?”“没有,但我还是受到了鼓励,”他回答说,“有人偷走了一幅。”lASillyFather傻爸爸Mr.WhitewaswatchingTVwhenhiseight-year-oldsoncameintotheroom.Hecried,Fat
3、her,mygrandpajustnowslappedmeintheface.Hearingthat,Mr.Whitebecameveryangry.Andthenhesuddenlyboxedhisownearsheavilyandsaid,YoubeatmysonandIdaretobeatyours.怀特先生在房间里看电视,他八岁的儿子走进来哭着说:爸爸,刚才爷爷打了我一耳光。怀特先生听了非常生气,突然,他重重地扇了自己一耳光,说:你打我儿子,我也敢打你儿子。l让座ToGiveUptheSeatLittleJohnnysaysMom,whenIwasonthebuswi
4、thDaddythismorning,hetoldmetogiveupmyseattoalady.Well,you'vedonetherightthing,saysMommy。ButMommy,Iwassittingondaddy'slap.小约翰告诉妈妈:早上我和爸爸坐公车时,他让我给一位女士让座。好,你做得对。妈妈说。但是,妈妈,我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。l别太自私Don'tbeselfishAmotherisadmonishingherson._Now,John,don'tbeselfish.Letyourlittlebrothersharethebicyclewith
5、you._ButMother,Ido.Irideitdownthehill,andheridesitupthehill.一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。"听着,约翰,别太自私,让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。""妈妈,我是让他。我先骑下坡,他再骑上坡。"lAGoodBoy好孩LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他
6、回答说。"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。"Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."“她是个卖糖果的。”l我的狗不识字Mrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers
7、!Mrs.Brown:It'snouse,mylittledogcan'tread.布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”lMarryHim嫁给他JanelovedTony,butsheworriedaboutallthemoneyhesquanderedwhentheywentouttogether.HowcanIstopTonyspendingsomuchmoneyonme?Sheaskedhermother.Mar