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1、老友记第一季字幕TheOneWhereMonicaGetsANewRoommate六人行第1季第01集莫妮卡的新室友There'snothingtotell.It'sjustsomeguyIworkwith.没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！You'regoingoutwiththeguy.少来了，你和那个人一起出去！Therehastobesomethingwrongwithhim.和你交往的男人一定有问题！Allright,Joey.Benice.打住，乔伊，嘴下留德Sodoeshehaveahumpandahairpiece?他驼背？既
2、驼背又带假发？Wait,doesheeatchalk?慢着，他吃粉笔吗？Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIdidwithCarl.我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.各位别急，这不算约会It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerandnothavingsex.我们不过是出去吃晚餐而且不做爱Soundslikeadatetome.听起来好像是说我的约会I'minhighschool,inthecafeteria..记得中学时
3、代的梦，我站在自助餐厅andIrealizeI'mtotallynaked.突然发现自己全身赤裸I'vehadthatdream.我做过那样的梦ThenIlookdownandIrealizethereisaphone..我低头一看，看见有一支电话…there.在那儿InsteadofThat'sright!而不是…？没错Neverhadthatone.我没做过那样的梦Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.突然,那个电话响了WhatdoIdo?Everyonestartslookingatme.我不知道该怎么办
4、,大家都看着我Theyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?之前他们就不看着你?!Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit.最后,我觉得应该接这个电话Anditturnsoutit'smymother.发现是我妈妈打来的,Whichisvery,veryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme.这十分怪因为….她从来不打电话给我!Hi.嘿Hesays,"Hello,"Iwanttokillmyself.这家伙说“你好”的时候,我总想杀了我自己Youokay?你还好吧?Ifeellikeso
5、meonepulledmyintestineoutofmymouth..感觉好像某人伸手抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来andtieditaroundmyneck.Cookie?再在我的脖子上打结…要饼干吗?Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Letmegetyousomecoffee.Thanks.我给你拿咖啡.谢谢No,don't!Stopcleansingmyaura.不,不要!不要清理我的灵气!Justleavemyauraalone,okay?Fine,bemurky.不要管我的灵气,好吗?好
6、呀!继续痛苦吧!I'llbefine.Ihopeshe'llbehappy.No,youdon't.我很好,好吧?我希望她开心.不,你并不希望No,Idon't.Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!是的，不希望！去她的,她离开了我!Youneverknewshewasalesbian?你从来不知道她是女同性恋？No!Okay?不知道!!行了吧?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?为什么每个人老是提它?Shedidn'tknow.HowshouldIknow?她都不知道,我怎么会知道?Someti
7、mesIwishIwasalesbian.有时候我希望我是女同性恋…DidIsaythatoutloud?我大声说出来啦?ItoldMomandDadlastnight.Theytookitprettywell.我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了,他们看起来还好Oh,really?噢,真的吗?Sothathystericalphonecallfromawomansobbing..那我凌晨三点接到一个女人打来的可笑电话抽泣着说I'llneverhavegrandchildren,waswhat?Awrongnumber?“我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了.”
8、是怎么回事?打错电话啦?Sorry.对不起Look,you'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.没事的,罗斯,瞧.你现在感到很痛苦You'reangry.Yo
