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1、武林外传--人物搞笑语言+经典对白（Martialartsbiography-charactersfunnylanguage+classicdialogue）Boss:what'syourgoal?GuoFurong:beanamazingwoman.Boss:sofar?Whatdoesitdo?Saysomethingnearit.GuoFurong:payup.Boss:Thisisfartherthantheotherone.(HibiscusNewYearcouplets)A:afterthemonkeyischickenThesecondlineofacouplet:chic
2、kenyearafteryearofthedogHengpi:pastyearisayear!Scholar:"whydon'tyouletmewritecouplets?"."Theboss:"yourhandwritingistoothin,nothappy,toTomb-sweepingDayIletyouwriteah!"Furong:areyoutheonewholikesyouortheoneyoulike?Boss:tiredof(you)see?Furong:youmustchoosewhatyoulike!Boss(embarrassed):tiredof(you),h
3、owcanIseeit?Furong:becausenoonelikesyou!(LiDazui,mothertochilddialogue)LiDazui,hismother:Ieatmoresaltthanyoueatrice!LiDazui:thatisyourweight!LiDazui,hismother:Ihavemorebridgesthanyoudo!LiDazui:that'stoolazyformetomove!"Peopleintheriversandlakesfloating,whocannotgetknife?"WhiteCamelMountainZhuangg
4、upowder,aremiraculouswithexternalservice.Gotaknife,coatedapack,andwanttogetsecondknives,flashingwaisttoeatabag,livetwohundreddonotshowold.WhiteCamelMountainZhuanggupowder,powderofyouth,friendshippowder,Huashanmountaindesignatednutrition,thetownofthebigpharmacymedicinemuseumhavesales,purchase,plea
5、selookfortheblack*logo,quack,quack......"(oldwhiteandXingButou,twocool.)LaoBai:where'syourknife?"XingButou:handshavenoknives,butheartshaveknives."Oldwhite:"wrong,thehighestrealmisinthehandsofnoknife,thereisnoknifeintheheart."."(andthetwoposture-stonescissorscloth!)XingButouloseprotest:"didnotyous
6、ayhissword,northeheartsofaknife?"Oldwhite:"yes,thisisnotmyscissors,knife!"LvXiucaiGuoFurongtocollectdebtsautomaticspeakingpractice:XiaoGuo,howareyourecently?Ifyouhaveanydifficulty,justsay,Nodifficulties,butalsodifficulttosay~!~!HungryGod!(boss)Myson!(LvQinghou)Areyousureandsure?(GuoFurong)Idonotd
7、eny,veto,anddeny(LvQinghou)Hewhoisborntoendurecannotendure.........GuoFuronglovestotalkandecho:Youhavemeforyourafriendship......Filmfriendship......Friendship,friendship,friendship,friendship........Exhibitionhall:Acti
