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1、b格雷格Greg？九月September格雷格干嘛Greg?What?格雷格怎么了Greg!Huh?What?怎么还在睡觉快起来Whatareyoudoing?Getup!爸妈叫你起床都一个小时了MomandDadhavebeencallingyouforanhour.第一天上初中就打算迟到啊You'reabouttobelateforyourfirstdayofmiddleschool.什么What?天哪怎么回事Oh,geez!Howdidthathappen?快点妈都气疯了Go,go,go!Mom'sabouttoflipout!她先去车里等你派我来叫你Shesentmetogety
2、ouwhileshewaitsinthecar!你在干什么怎么了Whatareyoudoing?What'sgoingon?准备去...Gettingreadyfor...上学啊...school.发什么神经啊下周才开学呢Areyouinsane?Schooldoesn'tstarttillnextweek.而且据我所知凌晨点学校也不开门啊And,FYI,schooldoesn'tstartat:inthemorning!你把曼尼吵醒了如果他不回去...YouwokeupManny.Andifhedoesn'tgobackdown...早上好Goodmorning!他不可能再睡着了The
3、reisnowayheisgoingbackdown.我只想睡到早上点Ijustwantedtosleeptill:.奶子回去睡吧我来照顾他Bubby!Gotobed.Igothim.格雷格这么吵干吗Greg,whatareyoudoingupmakingallthisnoise?是罗德里克是他把我叫起来的ItwasRodrick!Hewokemeup!他调了我的钟Hechangedmyclock!我发誓他刚刚还...回去睡吧ButIswear,hewasjust...Gotobed.这是什么味都分不出来了Whatisthatsmell?Ican'tevenidentifyit.生日快乐
4、HappyBirthday!哇好大的喷火器啊Wow!Lookatthesizeofthatflamethrower!好了首先让我澄清一些事实Okay,firstofall,letmegetsomethingstraight.bb这本是日记文学不是流水帐Thisisajournal,notadiary.我知道封面上只写了"日记"两个字Yeah,Iknowwhatitsaysonthecover.但当我妈出去买这玩意时Butwhenmymomwentouttobuythisthing,我特别叮嘱过她别买封面有"日记"两个字的Ispecificallytoldhernottobuyonetha
5、tsaid"diary"onit.这再次证明了老妈是不会理解我这年纪的少年的ThisjustprovesMomdoesn'tunderstandanythingaboutkidsmyage.哈娘们Huh?Sissy!我同意在这上面写日记只是因为TheonlyreasonIagreedtowriteinthisthingisbecause等我成为富翁我就有更好的事情可做了whenI'mrichandfamousI'llhavebetterthingstodo而不是整天回答一些愚蠢的问题thananswerpeople'sstupidquestionsalldaylong.格雷格里跟我们说说
6、你的童年Gregory,tellusaboutyourchildhood!你一直都是这样聪明英俊吗Wereyoualwayssosmartandhandsome?这是我的日记嘘嘘Here'smyjournal.Now,shoo,shoo.那是我们的骄子That'sourboyupthere.叫我如何拒绝他啊WhydidIeversaynotohim?老妈给我送来Momgotmethisthing让我写下进入初中时心中的感触soIcouldwritedownmyfeelingsaboutstartingmiddleschool.但我会安然无事的ButI'mgonnabefine.我担心的是
7、我最好的朋友罗利·杰斐逊It'smybestfriend,RowleyJefferson,I'mworriedabout.他绝对不适合上初中He'sdefinitelynotmiddleschoolready.杰罗尼莫Geronimo!bb他不太明白什么叫做成长He'snotquiteclearontheconceptofgrowingup.我想要只小狗一只小猫一个口香糖机Iwantapuppy,akitty,agumballmac
