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1、机智警告牌专治各种熊孩子There'snothingquitelikeachild'sshrillscreamtoruintheatmospherewhenyou'reenjoyingarelaxingrestaurantmeal.当你正在餐厅悠闲地享受美食时,没有比小孩的尖叫声更加破坏气氛的了。Consciousoftheneedsoftheirchild-freecustomers,staffattheseestablishmentshaveputupspoofsignswarningparentsofdireconsequencesi
2、ftheyfailtokeeptheirkidsincheck.考虑到没有小孩的客人们的需求,一些场所的工作人员挂出恶搞标语,以警告父母不看管好自己小孩的可怕后果。Fromthreateningtogivenoisylittleonescoffeeorteachingthemtosweartosellingthemtothecircus,thetongueincheekpostersareareminderthatdinerspreferchildrentobeseen,andnotheard...这些威胁包括给吵闹的孩子咖啡或教他们骂人、
3、把他们卖给马戏团,滑稽的标语提醒着人们用餐者并不希望未见其人便闻童音……Arestaurantsign,leftoutside,warnscustomersthatunattendedchildrenwillbegivencoffeeandtaughttoswear.一家餐厅外摆放的标示告诫顾客,无人看管的孩子将得到咖啡并学习骂人。Awarningsignsaysthatchildrennotkeptincheckwillinfactbesoldtothecircus一则警示标志写道真的会将无人看管的孩子卖给马戏团。Alotofparent
4、smightjustbetemptedtotakethisestablishmentupontheiroffertotradeinchildrenfortastydonuts.很多父母可能都想在这里把孩子换成美味的甜甜圈。Ifyourchilddisappearsfromviewthentheymightjustbeturnedintoapieatthisrestaurant.如果你的孩子从你的视线中消失了,那么他们可能变成了这家餐厅的馅饼。Parentsbraveenoughtotakenoisykidsalongtoarestauran
5、tcouldendupgoinghomewithoutthem.敢把吵闹的孩子带到这间饭店的父母可以不用带着孩子回家啦。Anoticetoallchildrenmakesitclearthattherewillbenocryingorscreamingintheirestablishmentatanytime-andthatgoesforthegrownupstoo.这张警示明确告诉所有小朋友,此地任何时候都禁止哭喊吵闹,而这一点对成年人同样适用。Agrillhousesaysthatnaughtychildrenwillbeturnedi
6、ntoburgerswhileanothersaysthatunattendedchildrenwillbegivenwildpromisesaboutwhatSantaClauswillbringthem一家烧烤店扬言熊孩子会被做成汉堡,而另一间店铺称,他们将对无人看管的孩子胡乱许诺圣诞老人会带给他们的礼物。Alotofchildrenmightstartrunningawayfromtheirparentsiftheyrealisethattheymightbegivenafreekittenasaresult.如果意识到自己可能会得到
7、一只小猫,那么很多孩子可能会从父母身边溜走。Doyouwantyourchildrentobeservedassausage?Don'tletthemoutofyoursightinthisestablishmentifnot.你希望自己的孩子被做成香肠吗?如果不想,那就不要让他们离开你的视线。Oaklandswelcomescustomersbutwarnsthatnaughtychildrenwillbecompostediftheyruninthegardennursery.Oaklands欢迎客人光临,但是同时警告如果熊孩子在花园的
8、苗圃中乱跑,那么他们将被制成肥料。
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