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1、简单的英语幽默小故事1Mr.Joneshadafewdays’holiday,sohesaid,“I’mgoingtogotothemountainsbytrain.”Heputonhisbestclothes,tookasmallbag,wenttothestationandgotonthetrain.Hehadabeautifulhat,andheoftenputhisheadoutofthewindowduringthetripandlookedatthemountains.Butthewindpulledhishatoff.Mr.Jonesquicklytookhisoldbag
2、andthrewthatoutofthewindowtoo.Theotherpeopleinthecarriagelaughed.“Isyourbaggoingtobringyourbeautifulhatback?”theyasked.“No,”Mr.Jonesanswered,“butthere’snonameandnoaddressinmyhat,andthere’sanameandaddressonthebag.Someone’sgoingtofindbothofthemneareachother,andhe’sgoingtosendmethebagandthehat.”2Ano
3、ldladywentoutshoppinglastTuesday.Shecametoabankandsawacarnearthedoor.Amangotoutofitandwentintothebank.Shelookedintothecar.Thekeyswereinthelock.Theoldladytookthekeysandfollowedthemanintothebank.Themantookagunoutofhispocketandsaidtotheclerk,“Givemeallthemoney.”Buttheoldladydidnotseethis.Shewenttoth
4、eman,putthekeysinhishandandsaid,“Youngman,you’restupid!Neverleaveyourkeysinyourcar:someone’sgoingtostealit!”Themanlookedattheoldwomanforafewseconds.Thenhelookedattheclerk—andthenhetookhiskeys,ranoutofthebank,gotintohiscaranddroveawayquickly,withoutanymoney.3MarywasanEnglishgirl,butshelivedinRome.
5、Shewassixyearsold.Lastyearhermothersaidtoher,“You’resixyearsoldnow,Mary,andyou’regoingtobegingoingtoaschoolhere.You’regoingtolikeitverymuch,becauseit’saniceschool.”“IsitanEnglishschool?”Maryasked.“Yes,itis,”hermothersaid.Marywenttotheschool,andenjoyedherlessons.Hermotheralwaystookhertoschoolinthe
6、morningandbroughtherhomeintheafternoon.LastMondayhermotherwenttotheschoolat4o’clock,andMaryranoutofherclass.“We’vegotanewgirlinourclasstoday,Mummy,”shesaid.“She’ssixyearsoldtoo,andshe’sverynice,butsheisn’tEnglish.She’sGerman.”“DoesshespeakEnglish?”Mary’smotherasked.“No,butshelaughsinEnglish,”Mary
7、saidhappily.4Mrs.Jonesdidnothaveahusband,butshehadtwosons.Theywerebig,strongboys,buttheywerelazy.OnSaturdaystheydidnotgotoschool,andthentheirmotheralwayssaid,“Pleasecutthegrassinthegardenthisafternoon,boys.”Theboysdidn
