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1、Week1IcemakerDefinition:theoppositeoficebreaker.Somethingyoudothatmakesitsuperawkward,rightaftermeetingsomeone.Dan:Hey,you'reinmyspanishclassright?I'mDan.Christine:Ohyeah,I'mChristine.Weshouldtotallyhangoutsometime.Tony(buttingin):DudeDANwegottagoovertomyplace,we'regon
2、nahaveahugeorgywiththeseBrazilianquadruplets.Dan:Uh...(Tonyhasintroducedanicemaker.)FoadpizzaDefinition:adeadanimalintheroadLookslikethosecrowswereaftertheroadpizza.AttachmentdisorderDefinition:Whenapersonforgetstoattachadocumenttoane-mailafterexplicitlystatingthatitis
3、present.Erin:RE:Lookatthispicture!!Message:Youdidnotattachthatpictureonyourlaste-mail.Jeremy:Re:RE:Lookatthispicture!!!Message:IalwaysforgettoattachthepicturebeforeIhitsend.Imusthaveanattachmentdisorder.DisneyficationDefinition:Theactoftamingtheworldtomakeitallsafe,cle
4、an,andcompletelysimlartoathemepark.Toremovethesharpedgesanddarknessthatislife.NYCsufferedfromdisneyficationunderRudy,andnowisasboringasanysmalltownUSAWeek2ShouldersurfingDefinition:Tolookovertheshoulder(s)ofapersonwithwhomyouarecurrentlyengagedinconversationtoseeifyouc
5、anfindsomeone'better'totalkto.Connotesalackofinterestinthecurrentinterlocutorand/orinwhattheyarecurrentlysaying,anddisplaysadesireto,ifpossible,upgradeto'someonebetter'(e.g.ofhighersocialstatus,betterlooks,etc.).Whileengagedinaconversationwithapersonataparty,youcouldbe
6、accusedof(oratleastsuspectedtobe)"shouldersurfing"ifyoulookoverhis/hershoulder(s)tocheckoutwhoelseisinattendance.WordoutDefinition:tomarktheendofaconversationandyourdeparture.oppositeofwordup"Dude,Igottarun,wordout"FacebookableDefinition:Contentisconsideredappropriatee
7、noughtobeviewedbythegeneralpublicofthefacebookcommunityi.efriends/significantothers/family/coworkerswithouthavingtoworryaboutexplainingasketchysituationYouknowitwasagoodnightwhenonly3outof152picsarefacebookableBackseatsurferDefinition:Anyonewhostandsoveryourshoulderasy
8、ouusetheinternet,directingyourinternet(s)navigationNo,Idon'twanttocheckoutthistotallyamazingvideoonyoutube.Stopbeinga
