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1、搭讪高招5个绝妙的加式破冰法5BRILLIANTLYCANADIANCHAT-UPLINES5个绝妙的加式搭讪台词Listen:Ihaveagirlfriend.We'vebeendatingforalongwhilenow.We'rehappy.Andwe'llremainthatwaysolongasshedoesn'treadthisarticle.ForhereItellyouhowtofinagleyourwaytotheliquidromanceofgoodconversations,
2、longlaughs,andstolendesires.ItellyouhowtogettheCanadiangirlofyourdreams(kindofliketheCanadiangirlofmydreams,except,well,she'sminealready).我有个在一起很久了的女友,我们很开心。如果她不看到这篇文章的话我们还会一直好下去。此文中,我会告诉你怎样和心仪的女孩聊得开心、乐得开怀,互相点燃爱火,以及怎样追到你梦中的加拿大女孩(就像我的梦中情人一样的女孩,但我已经追到她了
3、)。Theseareconversationstarters,icebreakersinaCanadianclimatethathastoomuchicetobeginwith.Forthisreason,theseintroductorypick-uplinesareoftencheesy.Butthat'sokay–aslongasyourintendedparamourisn'tlactoseintolerant.在加拿大这么冷的地方,打破僵局的话头不快准狠可不行。所以这下面的话大多肉麻又甜
4、腻,但只要你喜欢的对象不是乳糖不耐症患者就没关系……FORTHEBAR在酒吧Canadianbarsandpubsareanoasisofdelirium,frustration,andsinglepeople.Theyofferacomfortableenvironmenttorelax,drink,and–ifdonecorrectly–workyourwayintoarelationshipifonlyforalittlewhile.加拿大的酒吧是发疯买醉的好去处,是饥渴单身人士的绿洲。人们
5、在酒吧里可以边放松边喝酒,只要方法得当,你可能还会有艳遇。"DoyoumindholdingmyMolsonCanadianwhileIbuyyouyours?""可以帮我拿一下MolsonCanadian吗,我得腾出手去给你买一杯。""Didyoufallfromheaven,andweretheinjuriescoveredbyourhealthcare?"Social,universalhealthcareisalwaysfunny.AsktheUnitedStates."你是从天堂掉落凡间
6、的吗?治疗摔伤用了我们的医保吗?"全社会统一的医保总是可以拿来做笑梗,问问美国就知道了。FORTHECLASSROOM在教室Universitiesareahiveoffrenziedpassions,unadulteratedinhibitions,andyouthfulnaivety.Inotherwords,it'stheperfectplacetotrysomeoftheselines.大学充满了狂热、禁欲或幼稚的年轻人。换句话说,在这里试试下面这几句话再好不过了。Ifit'samusic
7、class,say,"DoyoulikeJustinBieber?"There'sonlyoneanswertothisquestion,soit'saneasydiscussiontosetup.There'sasmallchancethatthey'llsayyes,though.Iftheydo,thenturnaway.Ihavejustsavedyoufrommakingahorribledecision.如果在上音乐课,说"你喜欢贾斯汀·比伯吗?"能接受的答案只有一个,所以你要准备的对
8、话内容很简单。也有人会说喜欢,虽然概率很小。但一旦碰上这种人,就别和她讲话了。我可在你犯下大错前拉了你一把。IfinaFrenchcourse,say,"Canyoutranslatethis:J'aimetu."They'lltellyouitmeans,"Ilikeyou."Andyou'llsay,"Don'tyouthinkthat'sabitstrong?Wejustmet."Andthenthey'lllaugh,andyou'llkeeptalking,and,wel