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1、36篇经典英语短文！楼主作者：lapoleon发表时间：2010-04-2915:11:54TheBall-pointPen(圆珠笔)Onedayayoungmotherwasplayingwithherfive-year-oldson.Suddenlyhegrabbedherball-pointpenandswallowedit."Oh,no!"criedthewoman."Wemustfindadoctor."Shetookherson,ranoutofthehouse,ranoutofthehouse,puthimintheircar,anddrovequicklytotheneares
2、tdoctor'soffice.Takinghersonbythehand,sherushedintothewaitingroomandshoutedtothenurse,"Imustseethedoctorimmediately.""I'msorry,"saidthenursecalmly,"butthedoctorisbusy.""butthedoctorisbusy.""Butnurse,"shesaid,"please!Mysonjustswallowedmyball---pointpen!""Well,"saidthenurse."I'mterriblysorry,butyou'll
3、justhavetouseapencil."GeorgeWhshingandtheHorse(乔治.华盛顿和马)onceaneighbourstoleonceofWashington'shorse.Washingtonwentapolicetotheneighbour'sfarmtogetthehorse,buttheneighbourrefusedtotheneighbour'sfarmtogetthehorse,buttheneghbourrefusedtogivethehorseup;heclaimedthatitwashishorse.Whshingtonplacedbothofhis
4、handsovertheeyesofthehorseandsaidtotheneighbour."Ifthisisyourhorse,thenyoumusttellusinwhicheyeheisblind.""Intherighteye!"theneighboursaid.Washingtontookhishandfromtherighteyeofthehorseandshowedthepoliceofficerthatthehorsewasnotblindtntherighteye."Oh,Ihavemadeamistake,"saidtheneighbour."heisblindinth
5、elifteye."Washingtonthenshowedthatthehorsewasnotblindinthelifteyeeither."Ihavemadeanothermistske,"saidtheneighbour."Yes,"saidthepoliceofficer,"andyouhavealsoproventhatthehorsedoesnotbelongtoyou.YoumustreturnittoMr.Washington."2楼作者：lapoleon发表时间：2010-04-2915:12:11HeUnderstood(他懂了！)TwoAmericansweretrav
6、ellinginspain.Onemoringtheycameintoalittlerestaurantforlunch.TheydidnotknowSpanish,andtheirwaiterdidnotknowEnglish.Theywantedhimtounderstandthattheywantedsomemilkandsandwiches.Atfirsttheypronoucedtheword"milk"manytimes.times.Thentheyspelledit.Butthewaitercouldnotunderstandthem.Atlastoneofthemtookapi
7、eceofpaperandbegantodrawacow.Hewasfinishinghisdrawing,whenthewaiterlookedatitandranoutoftherestaurant."Doyousee,"saidoneofthetravellers,"whatapencilcandoforamanwhohasdifficultiesinaforeigncountry?"The
