资源描述:
《搞笑的英语自我介绍.doc》由会员上传分享,免费在线阅读,更多相关内容在应用文档-天天文库。
1、此资料由网络收集而来,如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享,我们负责传递知识。搞笑的英语自我介绍0points,myEnglishisalsogood.So,myfaceisalwaysthejoyfulexpressionoftheoverflowing. MyshortcomingisthatIcan’tplaybasketball,Idon’tknowwhat’sthematter,Idon’tlikeit,andIdon’tlikeit. Ialwaysgetoutofclassanddon’tpayatten
2、tiontoit.So,aftertheteachercalledme,Iwasfullofconfidencetostandup,eightypercentareright,theharmoftheteacherisangryandlaugh. Thisisme,assoonasIseeme,Ialwayslaugh,Iwillgreetyouenthusiastically,comeon! Mysex:male(mothersaidwhenshewasbornwithme,thedoctorsaidshecongrat
3、ulatedherforhavingawoman’shusband) Age:notachild,notamiddle-agedman,oranoldman,notayoungman.Itissaidthattheman’smostdangerousage,thelegendistheman’smosttabooage,thatitistheman’smostterribleage,nottosaythatIhavethemostpersonalityage. Zodiac:themirrorisnotacat,notat
4、oad,thereferenceisnotthedonkey,Ibelongtowhat?Forgettheboringold,torn2此资料由网络收集而来,如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享,我们负责传递知识。newspaper! Height:nobigbrotherisshort,can’tcomparewithYaoMing.ThefolksthatIwasasoutherner,toofarsouth,Ihavenowingstoflypast. Weight:howmanytonsdidthatchic
5、kenaskme?IwanttosayisthatIneverusedtocalculatethetonnage,generallyseemypeoplearesaying“thisiswhatmeatball,eyes?Isitfromtheextraterrestrial?I’mrich,takeapictureofitquickly.“God,theydidn’taskme,didtheyinfringeonmyportraits? Appearance:putmeinthecrowdback,mom,howmuchI
6、liketoseewhich. Requirements:ahouse,notleaking,fourairleakage,theownerisagroupofpeoplewhohearddevils,“whathaveyoujustsaid,Icanbeinthehallwhentheevidence”isthem.Therearecars,26,twowheels,andnowyousee,there’sapairofshelvesleft.Thisyear,therubberisworthit!Workisrunnin
7、gleg,IheardthatthisworkcantakepartintheOlympicrace,forthatIshouldtakeit.Theannualsalarycanbuytwocandy. That’soneofme.2