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1、(三人拿着洗浴用品，进屋)A:Ah.Iti’ssowell.B:Thewaterissoftandhot.（三人躺下）C:（起身）Oh,Yes,thebedisverygood.Hey,men.Let’splaysomething!B:（起身）Playwhat？A:What？C:ThreeofusplayDoudizhu.How’sit?A:Ok!B:Comeon!Baby!C:Ifwholosesthegame,heshouldbuythebreakfastforus.AandB:Ok,comeon!(C掏出扑克)A:Quickly！B:(举手)Ihaveaquesti
2、on.C:Yousay.B:（指着大屏幕）Ourteacherdon’tallowplayDoudizhu.Howwillwedowhentheteacherfindus?A:LetDhelpwestandsentry!WhereisD?(D拿着盘进来)D:Iwashavingbathjustnow.(看着自己的盘里，疑惑着)WhereismySoftGuard?(拿着盆跑出门找舒肤佳)A:(指着D笑)SillyD.(D进来，手里拿着舒肤佳)Whereisyourpot?D:Ya!(跑着把盆和舒肤佳谁都拿回来)C:ComeonD!Wewanttoplaycards.You
3、standbesidethewindow.Ifteachercome,youmusttellus.”Teacheriscoming!”Wewillbuythebreakfastforyou.D:Ha,ha….Ok,ok!(三人拿出扑克，开始)A:Fuck，Ihavetelephonenumberinmyhand.Whatafuckingday.B:Youmustbuythebreakfast.(音乐响起，老师从窗户经过，对D做“嘘”状)(D害怕的点了点头)(老师从窗户跳进屋子，从后面大喊)T:Whatareyoudoing?A:Who？！T:(指着床上的扑克)Whatis
4、it？A,BandC:Teacher!T:Youthree!Thisiscimenal!Givemethecards!Fast!Tellyouthree,everyonewriteathousandself-criticismandsendtomyoffice.(指着要说话的C)Shutup!(老师从窗户跳出去)D:GoodbyeteacgerT:Standthere.B:ComeonD.Whatareyoudongingjustnow?Didn’tyoushout?D:Teacherletmehiss,xu….(手指放在嘴前，发出“嘘。。。”)A:SillyD!Iwan
5、ttobeatyou!(举手要打D)C:(赶紧阻止)No,no.wearefriends.(搂过D来)Whentheteacheriscoming,youshout,”teachercomig!”D:(D跟着学)Teachercoming!C:Right!OK!(三人又拿出扑克，开始玩)(音乐响起，老师从窗户飘过)D：（D大声喊）Teachercoming.(三人急忙起身)A：Xplusyisz.B:(拿起书，大声读)A,B,C,D………（C向窗口走，发现没有人）A:Whereisteacher?Youdeceivedus!B:D!D:Teacherisreallycom
6、ing.Butheisflyingcoming.B:Isthatdang………D:It’sreallydang……A:(做出非常生气状)Youfoolus!C：(安慰D)Don’tbeangry.（三人接着玩)A：Ijusthavefourfour.B:Ijusthaveaboom!(音乐响起，老师从窗户经过)D：（轻声喊）Teacheriscoming.B:Don’tplayajoktous.(老师跳进，悄悄在A的后面)T:Threethreewithfour,ninetoking,twothree.Youwin.A:Iknow!!(A猛然回头，发现是老师，下了一跳)A
7、:Waiteaminute.Threethreewithfour,ninetoking,Aboom.Iwin.(做出胜利手势)T：(十分生气)Youthree!haveabadmemory.Don’tbeyourface.Ah!(掐A大腿)Youareabadboy.(B捂着自己的腿)(老师掐B脸)Shit!(C捂着脸，捂着腿)You!!Astudenthavealonghairandaearing.Youarearockman.C:Icrazyaboutrockandroll.Teacher!T：(抢下C的耳环)Don’tb
