Waiter-and-Customer.ppt

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1、Lesson69DialogueWaiter-and-CustomerjokesWatchthevideoWatchagainWhat’sthatflydoinginmysoup?Swimming,Ithink.What’sthis?It’sbeansoup.Idon’twanttoknowwhatit’sbeen;Iwanttoknowwhatitisnow.Waiter.Willthepancakesbelong?No,sir.Round.Customer:Haveyougotchicken’slegs?Waiter:No,sir,Ialwayswalkthisway.Customer:

2、What’swrongwiththeseeggs?Waiter:Don’taskme,sir.Ionlylaidthetable.Customer:Howdidyoufindthefish,Madam?Customer:Quitebyaccident.Imovedafewpeasandthereitwas.1.—HowcanIkeepthefishfromsmelling,Mike?—Cutofftheirnoses.Daughter:Auntiekissedme.Mother:Hownice!Didyoukissherback,dear?Daughter:Ofcoursenot.Ikiss

3、edherface.Stranger:Boy,willyoudirectmetothebank?Boy:Iwillaskforadollar.Stranger:Adollar!That’shighpay,isn’tit?Boy:Sure,butbankdirectorsalwaysgethighpay.Peter:Er,isthatBritishAirways?CanyoutellmehowlongittakestoflyfromDublintoLondon?BookingClerk:Justaminute,sir...Peter:OK.Thanksalot.Good-bye.Diner:W

4、aiter,Idon’tlikethelooksofthistrout(鳟鱼).Waiter:Well,ifit’slooksyouwant,whydon’tyouorderagoldfish?