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1、SectionII趣味幽默篇Passage13 Henrywasanofficeworkerinabigcity.Heworkedveryhardandenjoyedtravelinginhisholidays. Heusuallywenttotheseaside,butoneyearhesawanadvertisementinanewspaper.“Enjoycountrylife.SpendafewweeksatWestHillFarm.Goodfood.Freshair.Horseriding.Walking.Fishing.Cheap
2、andinteresting.” “Thissoundsagoodidea,”hethought.“I’llspendamonthatWestHillFarm.IthinkIcanenjoyhorseriding,walkingandfishing.They’llmakeachangefromsittingbytheseasideandswimming.” Hewrotetothefarmer.IntheletterhesaidthathewouldliketospendallofJulythere.ThenonthefirstofJuly,
3、heleftforWestHillFarm. Butfourdayslater,hereturnedhome. “WhatwaswrongwithWestHillFarm?”hisbestfriend,Ed,askedhim.“Didn’tyouenjoycountrylife?” “Countrylifewasverygood,”Henrysaid.“Buttherewasanotherproblem.” “Oh.What?” “Well,”hesaid,“thefirstdayIwasthereasheepdied,andwehad
4、roastmuttonfordinner.” “What'swrongwiththat?”Edasked.“Freshmeatisthebest.” “Iknow,butontheseconddayacowdied,andwehadroastbeeffordinner.” “Luckyyou!” “Youdon'tunderstand,”Henrysaid.“Onthethirddayapigdiedandwehadroastporkfordinner.” “Adifferentmeateveryday,”Edsaidloudly,“a
5、ndyouarecomplaining!” “Letmefinish,”Henrysaid.“Onthefourthdaythefarmerdied,andIdidn'tdare(敢)stayfordinner!” 1.HowdidHenryfindoutaboutthefarm? A.Hesawitinanewspaperadvertisement.B.Hisbestfriendtoldhim. C.Hewrotetothefarmer.D.Maybehelearneditfromtheradio. 2.Henrycamebackho
6、meseveraldayslaterbecause______________. A.hedidn'tlikethecountrylifeatallB.thefarmerwasn’tfriendlytohim C.hisholidaywasoverD.hethoughthemighthavetoeatthefarmer 3.“…andyouarecomplaining!”,theword“complain”means__________. A.夸奖B.说三道四C.抱怨D.故弄玄虚 4.Whichofthefollowingsentenc
7、esistrue? A.Edcouldeatadifferentkindofmeateveryday. B.Henrythoughthecouldenjoyachange. C.Henrycouldn'tthinkofanythingelsetodo,sohewenttothefarm. D.Thefarmerdiedbecauseofthebadmeatheate. 5.Whichisthebesttitleforthepassage? A.Whatabeautifulfarm!B.Haveagoodtime. C.Ashortho
8、lidayD.Henryandthefarmer. Passage14 Afterreturningfromherroundtrip
