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1、小谢尔顿S01E05They'vegottostoptheminthisseries.得在这次阻止他们-Geez!Damnit!-Comeon!-靠-不是吧InTexas,theHolyTrinityisGod,在德克萨斯神圣的三位一体是上帝footballandbarbeque,橄榄球与烧烤notnecessarilyinthatorder.顺序可以互换Idon'tcareifyouwin,justcoverthedamnspread.谁输谁赢无所谓让分后算我赢就行Mom,areyoubettingagain?妈你又开始赌球了吗No.没有...fansontheirfeet,球迷们如
2、坐针毡tryingtourgethedefenseon.希望队伍展开防守Fourthdown.第四攻了Gottapunt.必须得弃踢Gotta.必须Statistically,alwayspuntingonfourthdown数据上来说总在第四攻弃踢makesnosense.是十分不合理的Statistically,you'readumbass.数据上来说你就是个傻逼WhentheAggiesgiveuptheball当德州农工大学队ontheirownfive-yardline,被对方在自家五码线进攻时theopposingteamhasa92%chanceofscoring.对方队
3、伍有92%的几率会得分Whentheypuntfromdeepintheirownterritory,当他们从自家场地深处弃踢出去theotherteamstillhasa77%chanceofscoring.对方队伍还是有77%的几率得分Butsincetheyconvertonfourthdown50%ofthetime,但他们继续进攻有50%几率再得4次进攻机会themathsaystheyshouldneverpuntagain.所以计算显示他们不该弃踢Okay,youcantellme,好了你偷偷跟妈说who'shisrealdaddy?他亲生父亲到底是谁Sheldon,I'
4、vebeenplayingandcoachingfootballallmylife.谢尔顿我踢球与当教练一辈子了Idon'tthinkyourmathisright.我觉得你算得不对Really?是吗Hangon.你等等No,it'sright.不没算错...abletoholdA&Mtoafieldgoal,让农工队只是射门得分的话they'llonlybedownsixpoints.他们就只会落后6分Isityourdentist?是你的牙医吗Thelittleguywiththeglasses?那个戴眼镜的小个子Youcantellme.放心跟我说实话Igottotellyou,
5、I'malittleworriedaboutmymother.跟你说我有点担心我妈Shekeepsbettingonthesefootballgames,她整天赌这些球赛nextthingyouknow,there'sanItalianfella之后哪天可能就会来个意大利小伙drivingoffwithherpickuptruck.来把她的小货车开走抵债YouthinkSheldon'sright?你觉得谢尔顿说得对吗Aboutwhat?哪件事情Thepuntingandthemath.弃踢还有他的计算Ishouldthinkso.我相信应该对He'sbeendoingourtaxes
6、sincehe'ssixyearsold.从他六岁时起我们家纳税就是他在弄Weneverbeenaudited.我们也没被税局稽查That'strue.这倒是Heevengotusthatnicerefundlastyear.他去年还帮我们拿到退税呢HowcomeMom'snottakingmetoschool?为什么今天不是妈载我去学校'Causeonceinawhile,因为有时候yourdadwantstospendsometimewithyou.你老爸也会想跟你相处一下啊MylittleShel-man.我的小谢仔ButMom'scarhasabackseat.但是妈的车有后座
7、Statistically,I'mmuchsaferthere.数据上来说我坐那里比较安全Hey,I'mgladyoubroughtupstatistically.我刚好也想跟你聊一下这个数据YouthinkthosenumbersyoutalkedaboutforTexasA&M你觉得你昨天说的德州农工大学队的数据wouldapplytomyJVsquad?也能用在我带的队伍上吗Idon'tseewhynot.没道理不能啊Unlikeourf
