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1、Scene:TheCafeteriaLeonard:Whatareyougrindingabout?Sheldon:Penny’sbrainteaserthismorning.头脑风暴Sheldon:IfIcould,Iwould,butIcan’t,soIshan’t.Now,knowingPenny,theobviousansweris,theyengagedincoitus.交媾But,sincethat’swhatitlookedlike,wecanrulethatout.排除Let’sputonourthinkingcap,shallwe?(Mimesdoingso)R
2、ajisfromIndia,atropicalcountry.ThirdWorldhygiene.Parasiticinfectionsarecommon,suchaspinworms.Mm-hmm.Theprocedurefordiagnosingpinwormsistowaituntilthesubjectisasleep,andthewormscrawloutoftherectumforair.Yes,justlikethat.PennycouldhavebeeninspectingRaj’sanalregionforparasites.Oh,boy.That’satrue
3、bluefriend.Sheldon:Hey.Leonard,isitawkwardforyouknowingthatoneofyourdearfriendshadsexualintercoursewithawomanyouusedtoloveintheveryplaceyoulayyourhead?每天睡觉的地方Sheldon:Thatsoundslikesarcasm,butI’mgoingtodisregardit,becauseIhaveanagenda.Paintball.Specifically,theinterdepartmentaltournamentthiswe
4、ekend.Now,inordertofunctionbetterasafightingunit,Ithoughtweshouldestablishachainofcommand.Now,itgoeswithoutsayingthatIwouldoutrankthethreeofyou,butthequestionremains,byhowmuch?Now,Idon’tseemeassomefour-stargeneral,backatHQridingadeskandplayinggolfwiththeSecretaryofDefence.ButIalsocan’tbeSerge
5、antCooper,becausethatmightleadyoutothinkofmeasjustaregularJoe.小人物Thismighttakesomethought.Asyouwere.交给你了Leonard:Please.Sheldonwouldhavebeenbeforeyou,andhemightnotevenhavegenitals.Igothisback我是支持他的Raj:Whydoyoucaresomuch?You’redatingmysister,andPennyandIareinlove.LeonardandHowardtogether:What?S
6、heldon:Gentlemen,ifImayinterject,I’vedecidedmyrankwillbecaptain.Ifit’sgoodenoughforKirk,CrunchandKangaroo,it’sgoodenoughforme.Raj:Rubbish.He’stalkingrubbish.Leonard:Oh,Bernadette,pleaseplaymyclarinet.Raj:Thatcouldhavebeenaboutanyone.Besides,youhavenothingtoworryabout,becausenowI’mtheduskyhalf
7、ofKoothrapenny.Sheldon:Fortherecord,Idohavegenitals.They’refunctionalandaestheticallypleasing.Scene:Penny’sapartment.Pennyhasabottleofwine.Shecan’tfindaglass.Findsameasuringjug量杯andusesthatinstead.Thereisaknockonthedoor.Penny:Coming.Yup,that’
