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1、英语角色扮演情景对话四人小品《教室那些事》超级搞笑的四人无厘头校园小品文章末尾有中文对照Fourpeoplewulitoufunnycampussketchplay"theclassroomofthosethings"Character:ABCD(fourmale)Location:theclassroomTime:morningProps:desk,chair,mop,cellphones,etc... Opening! A(withAcoupleofbookunderAyawnfacetiredapproach):thehappydays,that
2、filltheholdtosleep.Aye,haven'ttoclass,theelderbrothertosleep.(bookcushiononthetabletosleep) B(afterawhile,dozentelephoneadmission):?Isay...Youoweme5millionyouryaexactlyisit?Ah????????ThattodayIlastwarningyou!Youdon'talso!Idon't!...(saythatfinish,willthrowinmobilephoneonthedesk)
3、B(lookingatA,regrets)alas,oldAistheoldA,eatsatisfiedslept,wishhiminAdreamallthewaywalkgood,amen! B(pickingupthephone):say,givesmallbeautifulaphone... C(draggedbrokenmop,saidtheaudience):IcanimaginetheteacherintheexaminationpaperatthemouthwhenIchangetheshapeofthebleeding7frothy,t
4、oo,anditisnowonderthattheteacherwillfineIwipeamonthfloor...Well,sometimesIjustdon'tunderstand,whydon'tyouhireaschoolcleanworkers?Thisincreaseinjobsremaining,wecanalsotakethetimetobubblegirl!ShouHuasaid:Agirlnotbubble,nota,seethegirlwillbubble,punish.Aye,howtoapplauseissolittle? B
5、:...Isaidsmallbeautifulah,onedayyounamewillappearinmyregisteredpermanentresidencethisgettingon,beforeweputtheyoungdidsomethingverybaddoit,inafewyears!... C(joking):hey,Belderbrotherandbeautyinthephonecall?Listentoname,notyesterdaythatwhatlittledream!!!!! B:SHH...Gotogoto,findexc
6、rementisnot?(hurriedlyonphone)...Ah?Benotisnot,isnotwhatsmalldream,youlistentowrong!Alas...Youlistentome...Feed...(hangup) B:smallC,brotherandhowmanytimesyousay!Don'tintheelderbrotherandMM... B&C:(Cfallbacksuchasflow)ganciagnioldernymphossureknowhowhotwater,andtheyhavenodevotion
7、smellhungerunconventionalfairytodietobotherelderbrother... C:heyhey B:well,youdon'tknow,toabachelor'ssection,theelderbrotherwhenthebachelor,theelderbrotherisatraditionalman,sohasbeensupportthreewifeandfourconcubinesystem,smallCo,(takeoutbook"playboy")wanttolookattheflowersflower
8、isnot?Longago,aswordswingtheworld
