万圣节化妆舞会

《万圣节化妆舞会》由会员上传分享，免费在线阅读，更多相关内容在教育资源-天天文库。

1、万圣节化妆舞会(双语阅读)编辑点评：每日一乐精选英语笑话，让你在开怀大笑的同时也了解英语文化、熟悉英语句型、记忆英语单词！这次为大家送上的是万圣节化装舞会篇，会发生什么有趣的故事呢？一起来看一下吧！•英语原文：AcouplewasinvitedtoaswankymaskedHalloweenParty.Shegotaterribleheadacheandtoldherhusbandtogotothepartyalone.He,beingadevotedhusband,protested,butshearguedandsaidshe

2、wasgoingtotakesomeaspirinandgotobed,andtherewasnoneedforhisgoodtimetobespoiledbynotgoing.Sohetookhiscostumeandawayhewent.Thewife,aftersleepingsoundlyforaboutanhour,awakenedwithoutpain;and,asitwasstillearly,decidedtogotothepartyafterall.Inasmuchasherhusbanddidn'tknowwh

3、atcostumeshe'dbewearing,shethoughtshe'dhavesomefunbywatchingherhusbandtoseehowheactedwhenshewasn'taround.Shejoinedthepartyandsoonspottedherhusbandcavortingaroundonthedancefloor,dancingwitheverychickhecould,gettingalittlekisshereandawarmsqueezethere.Hiswifewentuptohima

4、ndbeingratherseductiveherself,helefthiscurrentpartnerhighanddryanddevotedhistimetothisnewbabewhohadjustarrived.Shelethimdowhateverhewished,naturally,sincehewasherhusband.Finallyhewhisperedalittlepropositioninherearandsheagreed,soofftheywenttooneofthecarsandtheydidital

5、l!Zowie!Justbeforeunmaskingatmidnight,sheslippedawayandwenthome,putthecostumeawayandgotintobed,wonderingwhatkindofexplanationhewouldhaveforhisbehavior.Shewassittingupreadingwhenhecamein.Sheaskedhowtheeveninghadbeen?Hesaid"Oh,thesameoldthing.Youknow,Ineverhaveagoodtime

6、whenyou'renotthere."Thensheasked,"Didyoudancemuch?"Hereplied,"Youknow,Ididn'tdanceevenonedance.WhenIgotthere,ImetPete,BillBrownandsomeotherguys,sowewentintothedenandplayedpokerallevening.ButI'lltellyou...fromwhatIheard,theguyIloanedmycostumeto,surehadarealgoodtime!"•相

7、关译文：妻子睡了一小会儿后觉得自己好多了。而时间尚早，她也换了装去到舞会。她想到自己的丈夫并不知道自己换了什么装扮，于是打算偷偷观察一下丈夫在自己不在身边时的表现。到了舞会，妻子看到丈夫在舞池中和不同的姑娘热舞。她跟着也加入其中，她的丈夫也和她跳起舞来。跟着他们离开舞池，再跟着%*#@！#%￥（少儿不宜，省略数百字），而在期间，他们两人都没有摘下面具。之后妻子就先回家了。她坐下来读书、有点幸灾乐祸地等丈夫回来，看他要如何解释。跟着她的丈夫也回来了。她问：“今晚过的怎么样啊？”丈夫答道：“啊~还是老一套，你知道的，你不在我怎么会开心

8、呢？”妻子又问：“你是不是跳了很多舞啊？”他答：“我一支曲子都没跳，我到了那儿就遇到彼得、布朗和其他几个兄弟，接着我们就去休息室打扑克打了一晚上。不过我听说……借走我面具和服装的那个家伙今天晚上倒玩得挺开心的！”