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1、★ATriptoDisneyOnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIandourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.Aswedroveaway,oursonwavedandsaid,“Good-by,Mickey.”Ourdaughterwavedandsaid,“Good-by,Minn
2、ie.”Myhusbandwaved,ratherweakly,andsaid,“Good-by,Money.”★ Alittlebirdwasflyingsouthforthewinter.Itwassocoldthebirdfrozeandfelltothegroundinalargefield.Whileitwaslyingthere,acowcamebyanddroppedsomedungonit.Asthefrozenbirdlaythereinthepileofcowdung,itbegantoreal
3、izehowwarmitwas.Thedungwasactuallythawinghimout!Helaythereallwarmandhappy,andsoonbegantosingforjoy.Apassingcatheardthebirdsingingandcametoinvestigate.Followingthesound,thecatdiscoveredthebirdunderthepileofcowdung,andpromptlydughimoutandatehim.★NotaCrimeButaMira
4、cleDavidwasayoungmanwithahobbyoffishing,butheseldomgotachancetopractiseit.Thenonesummerhedecidedtohaveaholidayihthemountainswheretherewerealotofstreams.Hethoughthecouldcatchmanyfishthere.Thefirstmorningafterhearrived,hewalkedtotheneareststreamwithhisfishing-rod
5、.Hesawanoldmanbesidethewater,soheaskedhimwhetheritwasaprivatestream.Theoldmanansweredthatitwasnot,soDavidthensaidtohim,“Well,thenitwon'tbeacrimeifIcatchsomefishhere,willit?”“Oh,no,”answeredtheoldman,“itwon'tbeacrime,butitwillcertainlybeamiracle.”（126）★TheFarmer
6、’sDonkey驴子的故事Onedayafarmer'sdonkeyfellintoanabandonedwell.Theanimalcriedpiteouslyforhoursasthefarmertriedtofigureoutwhattodo.Finally,hedecidedtheanimalwastoooldandthewellneededtobecoveredupanyway.Soitjustwasn'tworthittohimtotrytoretrievethedonkey.Heinvitedallhi
7、sneighborstocomeoverandhim.Theyeachgrabbedashovelandbegantoshoveldirtintothewell.Realizingwhatwashappening,thedonkeyatfirstcriedandwailedhorribly.Then,afewshovel-fullslater,hequieteddowncompletely.Thefarmerpeereddownintothewell,andwasastoundedbywhathesaw.Withev
8、eryshovel-fullofdirtthathithisback,thedonkeywouldshakeitoffandtakeastepuponthenewlayerofdirt.Asthefarmer'sneighborscontinuedtoshoveldirtontopoftheanimal,hewouldshakeitoffand
