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1、LOUISERENNISONWithdeepluuurvetoalltheusuals.I’mnotsayingI’mboredwithyou,orthatyouareallusualbecause,believeme,you’renot.Anyway,canwegeton...P.S.ThankyouandblimeytoMr.Urrrrr.ContentsANotefromGeorgiaivHoooorn!!!1SnotDiscoDancing45ReturnoftheHornmeister,QuicklyFollowedbytheL
2、uurveGod99ThePiddlyDiddlyDepartmentofLife148Blah,Blah,Rubbish,Rubbish,Dribble,Dribble,Dribble,Arse!185TentHead217TheNewandImprovedSnoggingScale251Glossary253AbouttheAuthorOtherBooksbyGeorgiaNicolsonCreditsCoverCopyrightAboutthePublisherANotefromGeorgiaDearestinternational
3、andmarvychummlywumm-lies,Yes,onceagainIhavegivenyoumyall(oo-er),sohereisLoveIsaManyTrouseredThing.Anditis,believeme.IwantedittobecalledTrouserSnakes-a-gogo!butthegrown-upssaidthatwastoorude.IhadthesametroublewithAndThat’sWhenItFellOffinMyHand––theHamburger-a-gogo“grown-up
4、s”saidthatwastoorude.Isaid,“Howdoyoumean?Doyoumeanthatyouthinkitmightbesomethingaboutaboy’strouser-snakeaddenda?”Andtheysaid,“Yes.”AndIsaid,“Butifthatcameoffinyourhand,thatwouldnotbeacomedydiary,thatwouldbeamedicalbook.”Butyoucan’ttellpeople.Soyouseehowvair,vairtiringthew
5、holethingcanbe.ButIstruggleoutofmybedofpainagainonlybecauseIluuurveyouallsomuch.Lotsofkisses,butnotinalezzieway,xxxP.S.YouwillalsonoticethatJashasintroducedtheideaofvirtualupper-bodyfondlingtothesnoggingscale.ThisistypicalofwhatIhavetoputupwith.P.P.S.IfyouhaveaJasinyourli
6、fe,EATHER––it’stheonlysensiblethingtodo.P.P.P.S.EventhoughI’mvair,vairtired,it’scometomyattentionthattherearesomepeoplewhohaven’treadmydiariesbeforeandkeepaskingmestuffabouttheacegang,andthesnoggingscale,anddiscoinfernodancing.Soforthosevair,vairlazypeople,I’veaddedsomeli
7、stsofthingsatthebackofthebook.hoooorn!!!saturdayjuly16th11:45p.m.Runaway,runaway!!!Pant,pant,pant.Anddoublepants.HowinthenameofGod’snoveltyunder-crackersandmatchingtogahaveIendeduprun-ningalongthestreetsatmidnight?I’lltellyouhow.YouwaitagesforaSexGodtocomealongandthentwoc
8、omealongatthesametime.Whereisthesenseinthat?IfitisallpartofBigG’sdivineplan,allIcansayisthis:“Ke
