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1、Top14HumorofGettingmarriedTothosewhoaremarriedandwhoarereluctanttogetmarried--#CASE1Gettingmarriedislikegoingtoarestaurantwithfriends.Youorderwhatyouwant,thenwhenyouseewhattheotherfellowhas,youwishyouhadorderedthat.#CASE2Atthecocktailparty,onewomansaidtoanother,"Ar
2、en'tyouwearingyourweddingringonthewrongfinger??"Theotherreplied,"Yes,Iam.Imarriedthewrongman."#CASE3Beforeamanismarried,heisincomplete.Thenwhenheismarried,heisfinished.#CASE4Marriageisaninstitutioninwhichamanloseshisbachelor'sdegreeandthewomangetshermaster'sstatus.
3、#CASE5Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried??"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknowson,I'mstillpayingforit."#CASE6Youngson:"Isittrue,Dad,IheardthatinsomepartsofAfrica,amandoesn'tknowhiswifeuntilhemarriesher?"Dad:"Thathappensinmostcountries,son."#C
4、ASE7Thentherewasamanwhosaid,"IneverknewwhatrealhappinesswasuntilIgotmarried,andthenitwastoolate."#CASE8Ahappymarriageisamatterofgiveandtake;thehusbandgivesandthewifetakes.#CASE9Whenanewlymarriedmanlookshappy,weknowwhy.Butwhenaten-yearmarriedmanlookshappy,wewonderwh
5、y.#CASE10Marriedlifeisveryfrustrating.Inthefirstyearofmarriage,themanspeaksandthewomanlistens.Inthesecondyear,thewomanspeaksandthemanlistens.Inthethirdyear,theybothspeakandtheneighborslisten.#CASE11Afteraquarrel,awifesaidtoherhusband,"Youknow,IwasafoolwhenImarriedy
6、ou."AndtheHusbandreplied,"Yes,dear,butIwasinloveanddidn'tnoticeit."#CASE12Amaninsertedan'ad'intheclassified:"Wifewanted".Thenextday,hereceivedhundredsletters.Theyallsaidthesamething"Youcanhavemine."#CASE13Whenamanopensthedoorofhiscarforhiswife,youcanbesureofonethin
7、g:eitherthecarisneworhiswifeisnew.#CASE14Awomanwastellingherfriend:"ItisIwhomademyhusbandamillionaire.""Andwhatwashebeforeyoumarriedhim?"thefriendasked.Thewomanreplied,"Amultimillionaire."
