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1、807TheOneWithTheStain[Scene:MonicaandChandler's,ChandlerissittinginthelivingroomasMonicaenters.]Monica:Hey.Chandler:Hey.(Monicanoticessomething.)Monica:OhmyGod!Youcleaned!(Gasps)Lookatthesefloors!Youdidthewindows!Oh,Ihavebeenbeggingyouformonthsandyoudid!Youcleaned!Andnaggingworks!Chandler:Y’knowuh
2、,Ididn’tactuallydothis.Monica:Ohno,wasIcleaninginmysleepagain?Chandler:No,itwasn’tyou.Monica:Wellthenwho?Chandler:Igotamaid.Yay!Monica:(shocked)Ihopebymaidyoumeanmistress,becauseifsomeotherwomanwasherecleaningthen…Chandler:Uhhoney,Iknowyoudon’tliketorelinquishcontrol…Monica:Oh,relinquishisjustafan
3、cywordforlose!Chandler:Look,she’sreallynice.Okay?Andshementionedthatsheadoredthewaythatyouarrangedthesponges.Monica:Didshereallysaythat?Chandler:Yes,Idistinctlyremember‘causeIthoughtitwasajoke.Nowjustgiveherachance,okay?Monica:Fine,Icandoit.(Getsanxious.)Whew.Chandler:What’sthematter?Monica:Well,u
4、suallywhenI’mthisanxious,Iclean!OpeningCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,Ross,Rachel,andPhoebearethereassomeone’scellphonestartstoringwithoneofthosefancyringtones.]Phoebe:(lookingaround)Who’scellphoneisthat?It’sjustsoannoying;everywhereyougo.Ross:Ithinkit’scomingfromyourbag.Phoebe:(checks)Inevergetcalls!!
5、(Answersthephone)Hello?Eric:Hi,it’sEric.FromtheHalloweenparty,Ursula’sfiancée.Phoebe:OhmyGodErichi!Wait,how’dyougetthisnumber?Eric:Oh,Ihaveafriendwho’sacopandhegotitforme.Phoebe:Wow!Whatanincredibleviolation—andwonderfulsurprise.Eric:Uhlisten,Ijust—IthoughtyoushouldknowIbrokeupwithUrsula.Phoebe:Oh
6、youdid?(ToRachel)Hedidit!Hedidit!Rachel:Wow!Whatdidhedo?Phoebe:Shhh!I’mtalking.Eric:Anyway,Iwaswonderingif,youwerethesortofpersonwho…eatslunch.Phoebe:Areyouaskingmeout?‘Causeitwouldbekindaweirdsinceyoujustbrokeupwithmysister.Eric:Yeahuh…okay.I’m-I’msorry.Bye.Phoebe:No!Wait!Iwasjustsayingthatsoyou’
7、dthinkIwasagoodperson.Fightforme.Eric:Uhh,Iwon’ttakenoforananswer.Phoebe:Notgreat,butwecanworkonitatlunch.Okay,Icanbeatyour807墨水印哦,天啊,你做打扫了!看看这地板你还抹了窗!我叫了你几个月,终于清洁了-叨唠是有用的!不,其实不是我做的哦,不,难道又是我梦游时清洁的?不,不是你那是谁?我请了女佣希