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1、WhenWillJesusBringthePorkChops?GeorgeCarlinCopyright2004ComedyConcepts,Inc.Allrightsreserved.NopartofthisbookmaybeusedorreproducedinanymannerwhatsoeverwithoutthewrittenpermissionofthePublisher.PrintedintheUnitedStatesofAmerica.ForinformationaddressHyperion,77West66thStreet,NewYo
2、rk,NewYork10023-6298.LibraryofCongressCataloging-in-PublicationDataISBN1-4013-0134-7Hyperionbooksareavailableforspecialpromotionsandpremiums.FordetailscontactMichaelRentas,Manager,InventoryandPremiumSales,Hyperion,77West66thStreet,11thfloor,NewYork,NewYork10023,orcall212-456-013
3、3.FIRSTEDITIONThisbookisdedicatedtomyamazingdaughter,Kelly:keeperofthesacredDNA,citizenoftheuniverse,andoneofAmerica'sfewreallygoodBuddhistpokerplayers.MajorfundingforthisbookwasmadepossiblebydeliberatelystarvingafamilyoffourinTennessee.ACKNOWLEDGMENTSEverlastingthankstomyeditor
4、,GretchenYoung,whowithstoodalastbarrageofchangesandpulledeverythingtogether.Shealsodidanoutstandingjobprotectingmefromcertainevilpeopleinthepublishingcompanywhowerejealousofmyniceteethandneverstoppedplottingagainstme.Alllovetomytroll-mate,thesweetSaraJane.Ofcoursethepeopledon'tw
5、antwar.Butafterall,it'stheleadersofthecountrywhodeterminethepolicy,andit'salwaysasimplemattertodragthepeoplealongwhetherit'sademocracy,afascistdictatorship,oraparliament,oracommunistdictatorship.Voiceornovoice,thepeoplecanalwaysbebroughttothebiddingoftheleaders.Thatiseasy.Allyou
6、havetodoistellthemtheyarebeingattacked,anddenouncethepacifistsforlackofpatriotism,andexposingthecountrytogreaterdanger."--HERMANNGORINGATTHENUREMBERGTRIALS"Alltearsarethesame."--IRISHWOMAN"Solittletime.Solittletodo."--OSCARLEVANT"Themainobligationistoamuseyourself."--S.J.PERELMA
7、N"Todayhisanotherday.Timetoplay."--SALLYWADEPREFACEI'manoutsiderbychoice,butnottruly.It'stheunpleasantnessofthesystemthatkeepsmeout.I'dratherbein,inagoodsystem.That'swheremydiscontentcomesfrom:beingforcedtochoosetostayoutside.Myadvice:Justkeepmovin'straightahead.Everynowandtheny
8、oufindyourselfinadifferentplace.George'sHoliday
