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1、经典幽默英语故事（50个）要求：1、每天阅读两篇小故事，写出故事大意，尽量理解故事里的幽默点。2、在阅读故事的过程中，遇到不认识的单词，先不要查字典。阅读完小故事后，可以查一查文章里的词汇，并做一些笔记。3、开学后，请把这14页的阅读素材，装订成册，上交给各班的英语老师。老师会根据你的完成情况，给你的阅读作业打出分数。姓名：_________班级：_________学号：_________成绩：_________第一篇MyFirstandMyLastWhenGeorgewasthirty-five,heboughtasmallplaneandlearn
2、edto flyit.Hesoonbecameverygoodandmadehisplanedoallkindsof tricks. Georgehadafriend.HisnamewasMark.OnedayGeorgeofferedtotake Markupinhisplane.Markthought,"I'vetravelledinabigplane severaltimes,butI'veneverbeeninasmallone,soI'llgo." Theywentup,andGeorgeflewaroundforhalfanhourandd
3、idall kindsoftricksintheair. Whentheycamedownagain,Markwasverygladtobebacksafely,and hesaidtohisfriendinashakingvoice,"Well,George,thankyou verymuchforthosetwotripsinyourplane." Gerogywasverysurprisedandsaid,"Twotrips?" "Yes,myfirstandmylast,"answeredMark. 故事大意：_________________
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5、____________________第二篇FirstFlightMr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywhenafriendofferedtotakehimforarideinhisownsmallphane,Mr.Johnsonwas14veryworriedaboutaccepting.Finally,however,hisfriendpersuadedhimthatitwasverysafe,andMr.John
6、sonboardedtheplane. Hisfriendstartedtheengineandbegantotaxiontotherunwayoftheairport.Mr.Johnsonhadheardthatthemostdangerouspartofaflightwerethetake-offandthelanding,sohewasextremelyfrightenedandclosedhiseyes. Afteraminuteortwoheopenedthemagain,lookedoutofthewindowoftheplane,ands
7、aidtohisfriend,"Lookatthosepeopledownthere.Theylookassmallasants,don'tthey?" "Thoseareants,"answeredhisfriend."We'restillontheground." 故事大意：___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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