407 - Anatomy of a Joke

407 - Anatomy of a Joke

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1、407-AnatomyofaJoke1_Hi.MynameisThereseDoddandthesearemybreasts.Breastcancerisaseriousmatter.Earlydetectioncansavelives.Andso,asapublicservice,Iwillnowdemonstrateaself-exam.Hey.Hey.Thisisserious.Youdohaveabraonunderthat,right?No,Joey,whatIhaveisadrivetohelpwomen.Yeah,se

2、e,we'relive,soit'sprobablybestOkay,theretheyare.Anddidyouhearthehostsaythat?Saywewerelive?Yeah.ButIthoughtitwaslikeaseven-seconddelayorsomething.Didyoujustsmileatyourlawyerbecausehecoachedyoutosaythat?-Objection.-No,Ismiledatmylawyerbecausehe'scute.You'rebeingsuedfor$2

3、million,Ms.Dodd.IwouldtakethismoreseriouslyifIwereyou.Thefirststeptoaself-examisHey,hey.Stoplookingoverthere.Iamrighthere.Coverthatup.We'reThefirstthingyouwanttodowithyour(Bleep)-Okay!-Istouchandmassagethemlikeso.Wehaveplacedcensorboxesovertheoffendingareas,butonthatda

4、y,yourroutinewassentouttoeightmillionhouseholds.Butyoudidn'tcare,didyou,Ms.Dodd?Well,Icaredaboutwomenbeinginformedaboutbreastcancer.Oh,Ms.Dodd,really.-That'swhyyoudisrobed?-Sure.Mymomdiedofbreastcancerlastyear.Whyelse?Becauseyouhappenedtohaveahumorousbookcomingoutintwo

5、months.Andyoudidn'tcarethatyouwereusingvulgarlanguageinfrontofeightmillionviewers?Whatdoyoumean,"vulgar"?Whichword?-Ithinkyouknow,ma'am.-No,Idon't.Honestly,whichone?Itrhymeswith"bits."Itrhymeswith"bits"?Areweeightyearsold?Youmean(honk).Bob,wouldyouclosethat,please?Youe

6、njoyusingvulgarlanguagetoprovoke,-don'tyou,Ms.Dodd?-Ido.Nofurtherquestions,YourHonor.Therese,didyougoontheshow-intendingtotakeoffyourblouse?-No.Anddidyoufeelthattheshowpushedyoutodosomethingoutrageous?Oh,yeah,theyalwayshavemeontopushtheenvelope.Andyouweretoldthatthetal

7、kshowwouldbedelayedduetoafootballoverrun?-Yes.-Andtherefore,youthoughtthattheshowwouldbebroadcastduringthesafeharborperiod?Uhwhat?Safeharbor.It'sthetimeafter10:00p.m.andbefore6:00a.m.whennetworkprogramscan,accordingtoFCCrules,shownudityanduselanguagelike(honk).Bob,howa

8、rewegettingonwiththatwindow?Yes,Counselor,Ithoughttheshowwasgoingonat10:00p.m.Andtherefore,thewordsyouused,andtheskin

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