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1、n多搞笑短信（NFunnySMS）Sender:oscarsd(crystaltomato),signalarea:JokeTitle:NFunnySMSReturn:Harbinlilac(WedApr2011:48:132005),again[frommop,thoughmanypeoplehaveseenit,itdoesn'taffectyoursmile1.,Ireallyloveyou,youarebornabeautifulwoman,allthepeopleintheworldloveyou,I'mafraidtoloseyou,nowJust
2、wantyou,Iamnotexpectedtostripyourclothes,lookatyourbeautifulDongbodyOh!Litchi！2.whenIloseyou,Imissyou.IwantyouwhenIamlonely.Havingyouismyendlesshappiness.WhenImeetyou,IfeelexcitedYouaremylifelongpursuitofloveinmylife!ButwhenIwasdownandout,youwentaway!Comeback,dearman......Privatecur
3、rency!The3.manintheworlddonotconcentrate,thepooroftheworldinordertokillmydaughterheart,men,menareflowerflowerheart,seeBeautywillbetempted,sweetwordsdeceivepeople,oncethebubbleontheblackheart,gotobedAfterthechange,reallynothisconscience.4.,manytimeswithyourtenderbody,closetothenakedm
4、e,thegentletouchandirregularmovement,letIenjoyedalotofpleasure.AndwhenIenjoyit,youloseweight!Oh!Poorsoap!5.,Imissthosedays.Youwalkinfrontofme,walkingdownthecountryroad,loweringyourheadshyly,folksseeWeallpraiseyou:Hey,cleanandbeautiful!Andpraisemetoo:goodboySon,sosmall,comeouttopig!6
5、.Iwasreallytired,shekeptmechangingposition,finishedthefrontposition,shealsoorderedmenottoshootsleepAftershooting,shewasintoxicatedandIcollapsed.Afterthat,Iwantedtotalkaboutit.Oh!It'sheartbreaking.It'sreallyhardtoplayfootball!7.yijingchunshuiJiangTao,morethanonemountainhighmountain,s
6、endamessagetotheidiot,idiotquasitodigoutthemobilephone.Mobilephoneslookdown,foundhimselfisstupid.8.andsuddenlyyouencounter,Ipanicintoyoureyesataloss,fullofsilentlyconveyedtendernessIcannotavoid,IKnowyourheart,Idesperatelyranaway,butyouhavetofollow,IcriedWhosedogisoutofcontrol?!9.rec
7、entlyalwaysmissyou,Iknowthisisnotgood,butdonottellyouthetruth,Iwillregretforlife:suchasIfyoureallyhavetrouble,youowemetwodollars,youdon'thavetopaymeback!10.asthetablesincerity,tellyouasecret,thesportslotterywinningnumbers,rememberoh!37,38,39,40,41,99isabsolutelynot!Don'ttellanyone!1
8、1.thereisawordIneve
