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1、112TheOneWiththeDozenLasagnes[Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthere.Rossworkingoncrosswordpuzzle,startshummingthemefromTheOddCouple.Chandlerjoinsin,followedbyMonicaandPhoebe,thenthewholegang.RossstartshummingthemefromIDreamOfJeannie.]Chandler:No-no-no-no,we're
2、done.OpeningCredits[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monicaisonthephoneinthekitchen.]Monica:AuntSyl,stopyelling!AllI'msayingisthatifyouhadtoldmevegetarianlasagna,Iwouldhavemadevegetarianlasagna.(pauses,listenstopersononphone)Well,themeat'sonlyeverythirdlayer,maybey
3、oucouldscrape.(CameramovestoChandler,Phoebe,Ross,andJoeysittinginlivingroom)Joey:Ross,didyoureallyreadallthesebabybooks?Ross:Yup!Youcouldplunkmedowninthemiddleofanywoman'suterus,nocompass,andIcanfindmywayoutoftherelikethat!(snapsfingers)Phoebe:Ooh,thisisco
4、ol...itsaysinsomepartsoftheworld,peopleactuallyeattheplacenta.(Joeygrimaces)Chandler:And,we'redonewiththeyogurt.(Setsyogurtdownontable)Phoebe:(softly)Sorry.(CamerapansbacktoMonica,stillonphone)Monica:AuntSyl,Ididthisasafavor,Iamnotacaterer.Whatdoyouwantmet
5、odowithadozenlasagnas?(listenstoAuntSylonphone,looksshocked)Nicetalk,AuntSyl.(inNewYorkaccent)YoukissUncleFreddiewiththatmouth?(Camerapansbacktogroupinlivingroom)Joey:HeyRoss,listen,youknowthatrightnow,yourbaby'sonlythisbig?(measuresabout2incheswithhisthum
6、bandindexfinger)Thisisyourbaby.(inbaby-likevoice)HiDaddy!Ross:(waves)Hello!Joey:(inbaby-likevoice)Howcomeyoudon'tlivewithMommy?(pause;showsRosslessthanamused)HowcomeMommyliveswiththatotherlady?(pause;Rossstilllookslessthanamused;Joeysmiling)What'salesbian?
7、(playfullyhitsRoss)(RachelenterswithPaolo,speakingItalian.Rosslooksannoyed)Rachel:Honey,youcansayit,Poconos,Poconos,it'slikePoc-o-nos(touchingPaolo'snosewithforefingerwitheachsyllable)Paolo:Ah,poke(PaolotouchesRachel'snose)a(touchesnoseagain)nose,mmm(theyr
8、ubnoses,thenkissesher)Joey,Chandler,andRoss:(sittinginlivingroom,imitatingPaolo)Mma,Mma,Mmaah(CamerapanstoRachel,Monica,andPhoebeinthekitchen)Monica:So,didIhearPoconos?Rachel:Yes,mysister'sgivingusherplacefor
