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1、三顾茅庐ThreeVisitstoTheCottageThreevisitstothecottageisastoryfromoneoftheFourGreatclassicalChinesenovels——theThreeKindoms.Liubei,whovisitedZhuGeliang‘sthatchedcottagethreetimesandwantedtoinvitehimtobehismilitaryadviser.Finally,ZhuGeliangwasmovedbyLiubei’sinc
2、erity,helpedthethreebrothers——Liubei,GuanyuandZhangfeitoestablishtheShuKindom.Now，let’sgointothestory.三顾茅庐是四大中国古典小说——《三国演义》中的一个故事。刘备三次访问诸葛亮的茅草屋,想邀请他做他的军事顾问。最后,诸葛亮被刘备的真诚感动，帮助三个兄弟建立了蜀汉王朝。现在,让我们进入这个故事。SCENE1OutsideZhugeliang’sHomeAcigerateafterdinnerplaysani
3、mportantroleinmylife.En?Itdosen’tburnon.饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙.嗯？没点着Sorry，wecanonlyhasthis.Wecan’tsmokeintheclassroom!凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟WemustinviteMr.ZhuGeliang听说阿亮这个屌丝很牛逼。此番前来，定要邀请到亮哥。!What’syourcode?Buliang,gotoopenthedoor.布亮。。去开门。Heng!Anihasaiyao!CanyouspeakEnglish?Can
4、youspeakChinese?CanyouspeakEgyptian?Thisiszhu’shouse.Letmestrikethedoor!Open!Open!!!这是诸葛亮的家。。让我去敲门，开门！开门！Shutup!whoareyou?I’mliubeiI’mGuanyuI’msorryWhat'sYourCode(口令)？What’sthecode?Oh,Isee.“芝麻开门，信春哥，不挂科，信凤姐，得自信”Smart，heknowsIlike凤姐,hehe.(Openthedoor)Areth
5、esemenaskingforthedebt?I‘mLiubei!WearecallingonZhuGeliangandhiswife.我是刘备，我来找诸葛亮和他老婆。Zhusaidheisnotin.诸葛亮说他不在里面。En????Oh!No!...Imean…ImeanmybossisstudyingEnglishinEnglandfortheexamofCET-6,andhemaynotbecomebackthismonth.不，不，我的意思是我的老板正在英国学习考英语六级，他这个月可能回不来。We
6、ll！Heownourmoney.Wewaitforhimhere.好！他还欠我们的钱，我们在这里等他。Didyourheadkickbythedonkey,orshovebythedoor?(你脑袋被驴踢了还是被门挤了)Nobodyknowsthatwhenhewillcomeback。（没有人知道他什么时候回来）Thus,let’sgohome!Mygod!Whydoyoupunishme?天啊，你为什么要害我？Don’tbesad,myboss.AsIknow,ourMonitordoesn’tpa
7、sstheexamination.老大，不要伤心。据我所知我们的班长不会及格。Inthehouse……What?Ourmonitordoesn’tpasstheexamination?But,myEnglishCET-4alsolost???（但是我的英语四级也挂了）SCENE2SecondVisitZhugeliang’sHomeIthinkwewilmanageitthistime我想这一次我们能收服他Stop!Stop!Whatarewedoinghere?Attention!Youtwo!Becl
8、everthistime!停!停!我们现在在做什么呢?注意!你们两个机灵点！What?Ifyoudon’tpullme,Iwilleasilykillhimwithmystrongthroat!什么？如果你不拉我，我将用我的咆哮杀死他！Whoisthis?你是？Icomeheretochargethebillofelectricity.我是来收电费的Wearehereagain,bothertonoticeyourboss.我
